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@Neckbard1 @wesleytypes @ElderScrolls @bethesda @BethesdaStudios The series has been coasting of Elder Scrolls Redguard and Morrowind lore for 20 years

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@AmerigoVespooky @GuyBeinDude @KweenInYellow

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@RichardArion1 @Aaron_Hamm @comradCornelius @thereaganscott She’s not gonna fuck you bro

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@SiegHodl @VicctorianChad @aaron_renn I want to live in a neighborhood with access to cultural institutions, cafes, public transportation, and other human beings. And also devoid of hayseeds or conservative peasants

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@MOREOFAHOBBYH @Ar10793639 @_JeanLannes I hope they gave them a lil poke with those bayonets

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@MOREOFAHOBBYH @Ar10793639 @_JeanLannes

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@jasonterrysysbm @colorfulkulio You’re a CIA coon for sure

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@krazykeith4 @ZachBitango Could be a disgruntled employee…

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@Rafa_Mangual @DanielDiMartino Why u got a dildo in ur mouth

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@eurofounder

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@pyoiqu @endiive recession indicator I’m afraid

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@Aviator2255 @OmegaQube @Marfoogle The posts will only get stupider as the night wears on

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@blurrrgh @grok is that real

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@CardsOnFloyd @thunderstruckLA @SmileyGuy801 @SStricklandMMA I’ll just let the fentanyl do the work for me. But thanks for confirming that small town Americans are a bunch of maladaptive freaks

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@fancypossum @RicardoPathjs5 @A_Hollywood1776 @asuka_aryan How do you think food is grown in 2026? It’s all computerized and optimized. Most rural people don’t even know how to farm they work at Walmart

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@rajmur86 @MAGAOWENS @FenixAmmunition @ICEgov no ur screaming into the void about latina booty like a depraved gooner, on a platform where you affect zero meaningful change in either direction

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@twink_death @EPM106 John Adams could not win an ejection in 2026

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@Tychodragonfan @merf_sdp @NationalReilly I played Morrowind as an adult (grew up with Skyrim) and it genuinely made me angry at Bethesda for what could have been. Looking back Skyrim is very very dumbed down. The writing was also atrocious even as a kid…

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@Astralblue7559 @Cls44440 @ratitogayfeliz @uniicornpoopp Beans are cheaper and more nutritious than meat…we eat meat because it tastes really fucking good

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@maxargues257 @CDAnPrimReserve @woke8yearold He’s been known as an unpleasant person to work with for a very long time, it’s not just the kickstarter