Patrick Collins

Best Comedy Winner Melb Fringe 2020. Instagram is where I mainly live 👇

[Patrick Collins @LocalCollins]

No I didn’t, I slept through it.

[Patrick Collins @LocalCollins]

Don’t ask.

[Patrick Collins @LocalCollins]

… I think #nonbinary folks are sharks.

[Patrick Collins @LocalCollins]

Happy #nonbinaryday. It’s not that I’m ungrateful, but sharks get a week.

[Patrick Collins @LocalCollins]

Wait what it’s #NonBinaryAwarenessWeek??? How was I not aware? Something is amiss.

[Patrick Collins @LocalCollins]

Every time I hear that tune in Animal Crossing that goes “Doo doo. Dooooo doo. Doo doo Duh doo, doooo doo” I think it’s going to turn into Dirty Computer by Janelle Monáe

[Patrick Collins @LocalCollins]

E3:
Our video game uses the most innovative storytelling mechanics to tell you which things to shoot at.

[Patrick Collins @LocalCollins]

You are an inspiration

[2 Lauren Boks and minimum chips @bokla]

@LocalCollins I JUST SOLD OUT BABY TAKE THAT

[Patrick Collins @LocalCollins]

And we are now sold out! Hope to see you all in the next run. There will be another run.
Unless I become a mime before the next fest. But that is unlikely.

[Anne-Marie Peard @SometimesMelb]

Get your ticket now b4 @LocalCollins #ImNotAMime @butterflyclub #MICF books out. As queer, positive and embracing as it is absurd, non-sensical, enlightening and smart. Makes me want to write #ImNotACritic

https://t.co/x0Q8T9OikI

[Blake Everett @blakeverett]

Personal and precise; @LocalCollins creates the tightest hour of their career and fills it to the brim with subtext galore. A perfected articulation of where they currently are in terms of comedy and life #micf #show84

[To whom it may concern @nahbutsrsly]

Fifth year working the @micomfestival info booth, and I'm still loving it. So good to have the festival back, and what a season it's been! If you can somehow get tix, see @michellebrasier @LocalCollins @BrodiSnook - my fav shows so far. Go go go!

[Time Out Melbourne @TimeOutMel]

⭐⭐⭐⭐: Never seen mime before? Collins' show is an "enlightening and smart" foray into the art form @LocalCollins https://t.co/QD1ExVkAbp

[Melbourne International Comedy Festival @micomfestival]

So turns out anything can happen at Haus Party. CONGRATULATIONS @LocalCollins and Ellen! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

[Blake Everett @blakeverett]

A great way to pass time during the day. Take a seat, chill out and watch #TheVeryBigLaughOut at Fed Square - perhaps you’ll catch someone like @LocalCollins, as I did #micf #show60

[Patrick Collins @LocalCollins]

@michellebrasier DM’d on Insta :D

[Melbourne International Comedy Festival @micomfestival]

It’s your Good Friday Lip Sync winner... @LocalCollins 👏👏😍

[Melbourne International Comedy Festival @micomfestival]

Need help navigating the Program Guide? From silly to shocking, come see how it all plays out on the stage with all the sketch and improv shows the Festival has to offer. https://t.co/HQBUmrv8xe

[Patrick Collins @LocalCollins]

Just heard a bit of goss, turns out Charlie and Oscar from the phonetic alphabet are dating now. They were caught sitting in a tree Kilo India Sierra Sierra India November Golf.
Good for them.

[Patrick Collins @LocalCollins]

I’ll make you all a deal.
Never comment on my weight again for any reason and you don’t have to learn my pronouns.
#2020

[Patrick Collins @LocalCollins]

Have any drag queens done an act called ‘Different Parts’?
I just feel there’s a trilogy here with Same Parts, Moving Parts and Different Parts. #DragRace