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Watching drunk Anderson Cooper just giggle uncontrollably is the best thing of 2021! @andersoncooper @Andy #NYE2021

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Which stolen hotel robe should I wear to ring in the New Year? #2022NewYear

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#CDC says to brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack, cause when we leave for the night we ain’t coming back.

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The #CDC recommends to Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P Diddy

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Lets starve Texas. Stop doing business with corporations out of Texas. #BoycottTexas @americanairlnes @ContainerStore @MichaelsStores @Dell @DaveandBusters #starveTexas

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@Hertz reserved a car, paid for car, NO CARS. I have been waiting hours and I am still number 9 on the waitlist for cars to come. Are cars coming?? No idea.

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How many Chilled bottles of champagne can I drink to feel like my central air is working?!?

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My child might not be the smartest in class but sure is clever. #remotelearning #zoombackground #homersimpsonjury

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Nacho and Goat went hiking

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Fuck man, my side of the bed is getting too soft, too clingy. Got I move to the middle.

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Homeschooling from casa de crazy no pants. #remotelearning #COVID19 #Champagne #parent #officemanager

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How’s homeschooling going? (Day ???)
I wanted to Andrea Yates myself- drown myself in the bathtub and then peacefully tuck my body back in bed. #homeschool #COVID

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I don’t text exes when I’m drunk I am more extreme. I drunkenly book airplane tickets. Last month i ended up going to Hawaii 12 hours later. I guess I’m off to Atlanta this weekend! Someone needs to go back to a flip phone.

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The reason why women do not commit more crimes is because we shed. Our DNA is everywhere! Also think of Uber/lift cars. I hope they are searching for the correct girl 😬

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Found out my cousin is a piece of trash. I hope she gets man eating syphilis. #karmabitch

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#ghosted #endofsummer #youup

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Each time you try and make plans with me I just treat you like my computer asking me if I want to update my software. Maybe tomorrow... or tomorrow..or you know maybe next never. I wish both of you would take a hint and leave me the F alone. #notinterested #yourenotanupgrade

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Screw this #NYC #weather. Yesterday we saw your breasts today we can see our breath. #brr

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I think I am in the car with a serial killer. We ordered a pizza to go. The man put it in his trunk to transport home. Good bye world. I’ve had a wonderful 33 years. #pizza #killer