Land-Locked Plesiosaura

A mostly human-shaped organism filled with anxiety, sarcasm, and profanity. Minecrafter. Author. Nerd. They/Them. Lover and Fighter.

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

Good evening fellow Creatures! Join us for Fright Night on https://t.co/GzZuxzEmHP in 40 minutes at 9pm EST for some #FiveNightsAtFreeddys! Join us for what is sure to be a fun evening for everyone but Nessie!

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

Howdy there creatures of the deep! Join Nes and Spuds on a new adventure as we try to... become farmers? Yes! Meet us at the Stardew Valley bus stop (https://t.co/GzZuxzEmHP) at 11am EST! (45 minutes from now.)

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

Slight last minute change of plan: we're going to be playing Baldur's Gate 3 today over at https://t.co/GzZuxzEmHP like... right now!

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

Good morning internet! For today's regularly scheduled programming: join me in one hour (11am EST) for some Mining and Crafting! We'll be terraforming our swamp! https://t.co/GzZuxzEmHP

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

Today's the day! Finally released from the clutches of illness we return triumphant to the Onion Kingdom in one hour! Join us for some Overcooked 2 over at https://t.co/GzZuxzEmHP at 11am EST!

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

I hate it, you hate it, we all hate it... but I'm on day four of fighting for my life versus the stomach bug from hell. I received reinforcements in the form of meds and ginger ale and have gained some ground. However, the enemy is still fighting back. (No stream today my guys😭)

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

Unfortunately our regularly scheduled programming today will have to be postponed! I am fighting for my life against a nefarious stomach bug. I will see you guys back in the block game this Thursday!

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

I woke up late! The dwarves left without me! We gotta go! It's time for some mining and some crafting over at https://t.co/GzZuxzEmHP. We're on the hunt for a desert!

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

Good morning! A little unexpected schedule change today - instead of Overcooked 2, I'll be doing a solo #Minecraft stream! Stop in and say hey at https://t.co/GzZuxzEmHP in one hour! 💚

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

Good afternoon Miners and Crafters! We'll be doing a very special #Minecraft stream today with @FlersamVarDag for Metamour Day! Come hang out with us over at https://t.co/GzZuxzEmHP for #MetamourMinecraft starting in one hour at 1pm EST!

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

According to the Necronomnomocon, there shall arrive two idiots who will attempt to defeat the Unbread! Take up your woks and join us in one hour over at https://t.co/GzZuxzEUxn!

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

GOOD MORNING ONION KINGDOM! Our brave chefs will be feeding the forces of darkness in T-minus 30 minutes over at https://t.co/GzZuxzEmHP! Join us in the fight against the Unbread!

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

The best part about going to the grocery store the day after Valentine's Day is the BOGO chocolate covered strawberries. Don't ask me how many boxes I got - that number is between me and the lord and Becky the cashier.

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

I'm reviving this account from the grave to let you guys know I'm back to streaming! Come hang out with me over at https://t.co/GzZuxzEmHP !

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

Today's the Transgender Day of Visibility. Due to my unquenchable rage, in lieu of flowers and cards, please punch a fascist in the face. Thanks.

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

@StephenKing I mean... yes. But like what kind of Lovecraftian nightmare scenario is that?

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

The 2PM EST stream has been upgraded to a #MetamourMinecraft stream! @FlersamVarDag will be joining me for Minecraft shenanigans as we gear up to Free the End!

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

Hey guys! We're going to be diving back into our Minecraft world today at 2PM EST for a fun restart sesh! I hope to see ya'll over at https://t.co/GzZuxzEUxn! 💚

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

The governor election for Alabama is this year. I just found out even the Democratic candidate is pro-life! I'M ENRAGED. WHAT EVEN IS THIS?!?!

[Land-Locked Plesiosaura @LochNessNerd]

@FlersamVarDag @MayhemsMistres5 Thank you so much! That's amazing!