Matt Lockhart

Don’t follow me unless you really like me. I have kids. Yes they’re twins, yes my hands are full. Nearly a mall walker. Ring closer.

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

The fruit of the tree reveals the roots of the tree. #tmbt

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

Daddy, do you remember the show with Kevin that we like and mommy doesn’t(😞) where he puts his feet in the ice…. @BBBaumgartner

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

Your church rents inflatables for your fall kick offs? Here’s a cool idea…go to your local fall fair, ask if you can rent it and staff it AT the fair. Imagine if!

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

Can we have the debate about how good Ohtani and Trout really are? In their combined tenure with LAA, the team has only made the playoffs once and were swept in the first round. Is LAA a doomed organization or are Ohtani and Trout not as good as we think? #mlb

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

My two 3.5yr olds have the audacity to yell at me that they can’t hear Toy Story 4 while I’m running my coffee grinder to offset how tired I am from being up with after they puked 13 times through the night. They’ve seen the movie 86 times this year. @thedad

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

My 3 year old daughter’s favorite episode of the Office is the Niagara Falls Wedding episodes. She likes the part where the man in the orange does the splits and hurts himself. #narddog #theoffice @edhelms

[Stephen Paine @realstevepaine]

"I didn't want all that Canadian I learnt go to waste." #joebiagini on returning to #BlueJays

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

Hot take: this year the Leafs come into the playoffs as a low seed with low expectations and finally win a round? …Leafs are finally able to beat themselves? #tmltalk @OverDrive1050

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

Currently doing a risk-reward analysis if i should continue to emotionally invest in the 2021-22 Leafs or just move on to Vlad and Bo.
#tmltalk #BlueJays

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

@Paul_PJM Wordle 265 6/6

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[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

Who do you think you are? I am!

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

It’s 9:46 on a Friday night and all I’m thinking about is that every moment doesn’t matter when you have to take the time to explain why it does matter @farwell_WR @brittbortolon …tell me I’m not the first one to address this!? 😂

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

Before (I)you rage on (my)your neighbor for reacting differently to a pandemic, (I’ll)give them the benefit of the doubt that they’re doing their best for their family given the info they have. #mypleatome

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

You can tell where you stand with people when you visit them if they’ve cleaned their toilets before you arrive.

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

@greggadren I would like to know the results of your poll.

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

@MrHogg23 Absolutely, yes. But this quote I’m referencing is from when they were on Alone. We just bought it on Apple TV because I’m such a fanboy.

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

“With any kind of change comes a period of (sometimes extreme)pain. My hope is that I can grow and become a better person because of it.”
-Ted Baird in my own words

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

I learned a fun fact today. Water becomes a solid at 0 Celsius, becomes a gas at 100 Celsius, and is a liquid anywhere in between. And then there is Fahrenheit. Fahrenheit would probably bring a basketball net to a hockey game just to confuse us.

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

In life everybody can be intimidating…until their hairline begins to recede-

[Matt Lockhart @LockMa86]

@justinsytsma Even if you didn’t, I went to the preschool at Kortright when I was a wee little 4 year old! This is a cool connection! Look at me now!