Barry The Baptist

If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you follow me. Quick!

[Barry The Baptist @LockStockBarry]

Next 50 people who follow @WindUpBunch will receive a shout out RT

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Everyone do me a big favour and follow @WindUpBunch my mates new account, Very funny tweets just started and needs followers @WindUpBunch

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If you want to loose weight GO FOR A FUCKING RUN! Don't sit on twitter and moan about it you fat bastard! #BigFatCunt

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#MentionSomeoneWhoNeedsASlap Gary Barlow

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#MentionSomeoneWhoNeedsASlap Simon Cowell

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#MentionSomeoneWhoNeedsASlap

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Some little cunt was pissing me off when I was sitting by the pool on holiday...So I took hes armbands and put around hes ankles #Sorted

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This 'Chuck Norris' bloke has got nothing on me....He needs a good fucking shave if you ask me!

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#FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts Which one of these cunts owes me money

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I went out into the garden and, to my horror, my wife was slumped on the grass.

The fucking dog had dug her up again.

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Waiting outside the dole office for cunts that owe me money #GiveBarryYourSigningOnMoney

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#YouDontKnowStruggle untill im banging on your front door and you havent got my money #YourFucked

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Fucking long day at work....Ive snapped 83 fingers today so ive beat my previous personal best of 78 #RecordBreakerBarry

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@razaboombastic Carefull remember whos giving you this job

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@razaboombastic If it looks old its worth money. Simple. So stop FUCKING MOANING and rob the place.......

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In celebration of my 50th tweet im gonna cave the side of some cunts face in,Then write @LockStockBarry on hes forehead #OrribleCunt #Big50

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'Ello 200th follower would you like a lolly?

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Winner of the caption competition is @Dave_Millwall. So its all done FINISHED so dont fucking send any more in or ill cut all of ya!

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@CasualMind_ Just another day at the office

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from today i started following Barry the Baptist @LockStockBarry here's a short introduction: http://t.co/mOWLexmX