Deadpool

Do you really need me to type it out for you? You can Google. Figure it out. Bonus search: Detective Pikachu

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@SpanglyCaptain @DerRoteSchadel *puffs up with pride because he helped Captain America* Anytime, Cap... uh, Sir... um... I'm just gonna go now. *Runs back across the room to the giant recliner in the building known as (or formerly known as) Stark Tower.*

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@SpanglyCaptain @DerRoteSchadel *Waving frantically* I know this! InTheCartoonRedSkullSwitchedYourBrainsSoHeWasInYourAmercasAssBodyAndYouWereInTheDecrepidOldGuyBodyButTheProcessWasUndoneThenRedDudeAndModocAmbushedStarkTookHisArmorAndArcReactorAndLeftStarkForDeadButFirstRedGuyPutOnTheArmorAndBecameIronSkull

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@AnthonyEStark_ But whyyyy--ow! *happy gasp!* The ice machine!! It's-- Come to papa, Friday! *runs, stops, turns* Thanks, Tony! kbye! *runs to bedroom*

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

Hey! @AnthonyEStark_ ! Tell Friday to quit cheating at backgammon! Nobody rolls five doubles in a row!

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@AnthonyEStark_ I don't whine around her. The first time and only time I did, she programmed the ice maker to launch ice pellets at my head for a month. Can't you just talk to her? You programmed her. You should know what makes her tick. Any secret erotic buttons you can tell me about?

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@AnthonyEStark_ But whyyyyyyy?? I've treated her like a goddess of the universe. I even tried to get her that jeweled glove, but the museum says it can't break up the Michael Jackson display.

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

Security won't let you peek into Cap's dressing room any more. #beentheredonethat

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

#TodayInMarvelHistory in 1940, Joe Simon and Jack Kirby introduced the world to our favorite star-spangled hero, Captain America. 🇺🇸

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@AnthonyEStark_ I have no idea. When I ask her who is the boss, she replies Tony Danza, which is a perfect response. But lately, she just replies "Tony". I tried giving her a tune up. But that doesn't spark her either. Any suggestions?

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@AnthonyEStark_ I did! But she keeps saying, "You're not the boss of me."

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

I also need a pair of Hopalong boots, a pistol that shoots, and some really nice dolls that will go for walks with me.

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

Ooh! And an alien for Christmas. Little green guy about 3 feet high with 17 eyes who knows how to fly.

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

Anybody have a hippopotamus? I want one for Christmas. No crocodiles, rhinoceros, and no cows!

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@AnthonyEStark_ Audrey has the flower house decorated. Here's a pic of her happy little self. I love what she's done with the place. Oh. I'll have the blood and gore decorations by morning. So don't panic.

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@AnthonyEStark_ Awesome! I'll go tell her right now. I bet she'll be there early tonight to help decorate the grown-up area!

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@AnthonyEStark_ C'mon! C'mon!!! Halloween is tomorrow! We gotta hurry and set up the haunted house in your place!! You're giving out full-size candy bars. Right?

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@AnthonyEStark_ I have this friend named Seymour. He's a florist. Anyhow, he has friend, Audrey II, who identifies as a Butterwort. Not Mrs Butterworth. Butterwort. She helps me with my merc jobs.

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@AnthonyEStark_ Because Professor X won't host it. But I'm good with Avengers Mansion. I think Audrey II is available. She'll love to visit the gardens. I'll bring over the body parts for the garden decorations later.

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@AnthonyEStark_ People who think "fun size" is really "fun". Whatever. So, are we going kid-friendly spooky or super scary and gory for the decorations? And which of your places are we decorating?

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

*gasps with delight* Dogpool, you shouldn't have! C'mon! Let's go to the fabric store and get material for a me-size tutu! #BuildaBear

[Deadpool @LocoBlend]

@SpanglyCaptain @AgentLucasLee @SpanglyAgent Well, that'd work too. But I'd much rather see Peggy whack him in the face with a potted plant or something.