Locus Pocus

He/Him
I once tried making ten puns to get people to laugh, but no pun in ten did.
FFXIV Player, Xenoblade Lover

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If I were Washington I'd ask the NFL to outlaw Murphy's Law ASAP

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This entire organization is failing Jayden Daniels

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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@zachbussey There goes twitch fixing imaginary problems again

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@OnThisDayGaming An amazing game, and the last game of the franchise that Bungie made.

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@Commanders @SeatGeek Your 2pt attempt was a trick play shovel pass to John Bates instead of any of the proven playmakers on our team?????

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@HogsHaven I am, so far, unimpressed with Blough

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WTF WAS THAT PLAY CALL? WHY GET CUTE?

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@barstoolsports There needs to be an "INT because of the receiver" stat

[Metro Forward @wmata]

Have you noticed that your drive gets longer in September? 🚗

This is called the "September Shock." It happens every year when summer vacations finish, schools start again, and many people go back to work at the same time.

A drive that takes 60 minutes in August can take up to 90 minutes in September. 🤯 The best way to avoid traffic this upcoming month? Take Metro! 🚇

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@Gcarmi21 Lesson here: the main plan is only as good as the backup.

[👑 ♤ Lake Ontario  @LakeOntario16]

I was given my name by the Iroquois Nation many hundreds of years ago. By 1660 my name was printed on maps by the Europeans as they accepted the Native name which means Beautiful waters.
In 1867 the Canadian government decided to use my name for their providence.

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@Touyarokii Job market is one thing. Jessie James and Meowth low key have such a wide skill set they can pass off as an employee in every industry in the pokemon world

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@anikauwu 4

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@vspxrr At the very least, it shows how....complacent or afraid The Pokemon Company has become in terms of investing resources effort and making the most of the hardware they have

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@Touyarokii perhaps you need some time and space to figure things out

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@Dexerto Meanwhile,older generations had the oh so family friendly imagery of Looney tunes and Tom and Jerry

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@bleach_fan20 @JamiUwUs this seems like your kinda thing

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i genuinely mourn how life used to be before generative ai. i took that shit for granted

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@ElaraVtuber Twitch is ran by a guy who rides off the coattails of the big name streamers, not a guy with any common sense