Laura

[Laura @Loewhaley]

Question for people who schedule a 9am meeting for the first day back after the holidays… is violence your love language?

[Laura @Loewhaley]

So who still remembers their work laptop sign in credentials after the holidays?

[Laura @Loewhaley]

We are officially entering “let’s circle back to that in the new year” season and I am here for it.

[Laura @Loewhaley]

Them: “prioritize your peace”
Me: *silences all work notifications*

[Laura @Loewhaley]

@ the person who sent a Teams message before 8:30am on a Monday morning. Question for you: Respectfully, wtf?

[Laura @Loewhaley]

Did I see your email? Yes.
Did I then mark it as unread to remind me to deal with it later? Also yes.

[Laura @Loewhaley]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the first day back after taking time off is for going through my inbox and mentally preparing to be here for the next 8 hours. Please leave me alone. I’m fragile right now.

[Laura @Loewhaley]

stubbing your toe hurts but have you ever opened your inbox after taking time off from work?

[Laura @Loewhaley]

I am going to need 4-24 business days to recover from last night. I didn’t drink, I just stayed up past 11pm.

[Laura @Loewhaley]

Taking breaks is productive

[Laura @Loewhaley]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you are the loudest in the meeting you probably aren’t listening enough

[Laura @Loewhaley]

Why does being an adult feel like a never ending to do list?

[Laura @Loewhaley]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but just because that is their definition of success doesn’t mean it needs to be yours too.

[Laura @Loewhaley]

On average, how many times do you open an email just to *mark as unread* so you can deal with it at a later time?

[Laura @Loewhaley]

“Once you commit to actually doing it, the hardest part is over”
*me giving myself a pep talk to tackle the thing that’s been on my to do list for 24 business days that will take me no longer than 10 minutes to complete*

[Laura @Loewhaley]

If your internet can disconnect during the work day then so can you. Go take a break.

[Laura @Loewhaley]

F-inishing my to do list
R-eady for the weekend
I-t can wait until Monday
D-o not disturb
A-vailable but pls don’t
Y-ou shall not schedule an afternoon meeting unless absolutely necessary

[Laura @Loewhaley]

Home is where the wifi is

[Laura @Loewhaley]

Me: *works really hard and is presented with a great opportunity*
Imposter Syndrome: “sorry wrong number”

[Laura @Loewhaley]

Good Morning to everyone except the Sunday Scaries