Clit Eastwood

[Clit Eastwood @Logan2Turnt]

Not all heroes wear capes:

[Clit Eastwood @Logan2Turnt]

I remember how stoked I was when my friend and I who gameshare picked up Black Ops but then I’m immediately reminded why this shit died. So many fucking good maps and all these mouth breathers wanna play is Nuketown and they play like dog shit on it.

[turbomander @turbomander]

give me a pack of newports and a single spell slot and i’ll save the realm

[swami sound @swamisound]

I need everyone to play metal gear solid 2 immediately

[seiya @systole_]

There is kind of impending doom about me but if you get past that I am cool to be around

[RonTheTryhard @RonTheTryhard]

Straight up giving them the weapon streaks like in Soul Calibur

[misto @mistowho]

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

How it feels leaving work knowing there's Zaza at the crib 😭

[Daniel @dkazand]

"old soul" is such a weird way to say "this child raised themselves"

[DatPiff @DatPiff]

GoldenEye 007 Pause Music But It’s Actually Three 6 Maria

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

I have to act angrier than I am so that people act like adults to me sometimes

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

Whenever someone dunks on their hometown I just assume no one liked them growing up

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Uncomfortable truth... If your absence would collapse the office, they won’t promote you. They’ll trap you where you’re useful.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

God I hate this.

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

So apparently marijuana was in the files. They were speaking about how pipo who smoke marijuana are harder to manipulate bc it makes them open minded & question things more, whereas alcohol does the opposite. Which is why alcohol is heavily promoted while marijuana is demonized.

[Clit Eastwood @Logan2Turnt]

God I fucking hate an all hands on deck ass meeting. You know only 2 or 3 people gonna like the sound of their voice for an obtuse amount of time

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Every all hands meeting I've ever suffered through

[Erik Radle @Radle]

Our bodies have an entire system for processing the cannabis plant. It's called the Endocannabinoid.

Did God make a mistake when he built us?
Why didn't He give us a Zoloft or Adderal system?

[LAZZ @lazzz_o]

The IRS hates single people without kids😭

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Mfs will say "sounds good" at work when shit doesn't sound good at all

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

in my ideal society my neighbors would be the aqua teen hunger force & three 6 mafia