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@PatrickMahomes please pay off my student loans 😭😩

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“Yay, COVID has peaked!! let’s reopen businesses following CDC guidelines!!”
*businesses reopen, people stop socially distancing*
*COVID surge*

Mark my words.

[Lo @Logan_Pape]

Me: “I think we should look for venue for 150-200 people.”
*tallies guest list*
*244*
K.

[Lo @Logan_Pape]

Me in my first trimester: “ how much caffeine is in one shot of espresso?... OK... I will do a ONE shot of espresso with skim milk and no whip.”
Me at the end of my pregnancy: “ give me a Venti, quad shot, macchiato with extra whip cream and caramel”

[Lo @Logan_Pape]

@heinzfield can I bring a baby carrier into the stadium for the Pitt game?

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Still patiently waiting for a celebrity to swoop into my life and pay off my student loans. 😭

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The moral of this past weekend is-if you’re getting married, a strip club is not a good place for you 2 nights before the wedding.

[Lo @Logan_Pape]

Dante after changing Aysons diaper “he peed all over his blue swaddle blanket”
Dante *leaves swaddle blanket in the bed and puts ayson back in it*

[Lo @Logan_Pape]

I literally will never understand why my friends expect me to pretend to like their rude, disrespectful, cheating, verbally abusive boyfriends. If he doesn’t treat my girl like gold, then he’s a loser and I will forever hate him. 🤷‍♀️

[Lo @Logan_Pape]

Dante says he will stop chewing when I stop drinking....Chew on, danté. Chew on.

[Lo @Logan_Pape]

@saira_nohara 😇

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My life is a never ending story of misplacing my engagement ring. #DontTellDante

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Humans are the weakest species on the planet. Like, Susan, you have a virus. You are, in fact, not dying.

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The only way we can get our 2 week old to stop fussing @steelers

[Lo @Logan_Pape]

Oh ya. Forgot to tell you Twitter. This happened two weeks ago:

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

She can be wearing what she wants. She can be a virgin. She can be sleeping with 5 different people.

She can be with her husband. She can be with her girlfriend. She can be naked.

She CAN’T be grabbed without her consent. #DontFuckWithMyFreedom

[Lo @Logan_Pape]

@ Ayson

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Five more sleeps.

[Nathalie Emmanuel @missnemmanuel]

Missandei in heaven like:

[Lo @Logan_Pape]

You better not be telling me that I spent the last eight seasons hating Cersei’s mf guts, dreaming of her death, just to have her killed by a bunch of mf rocks.