Logan Doe

A quote for you to read—isn’t that thoughtful?

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@RheaButcher This is just some of the arbitrary junk that the current generation needs to break right through. Elbows on the table are fine and without consequence. Wearing a hat indoors is okay. Tradition is not reason.

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@JustinWhang Which one?

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@RJCity1

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A piledriver as a finisher is so appropriate. A piledriver would fuck up anyone, except for George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher—delete Google, download DuckDuckGo, search “George ‘Corpsegrinder’ Fisher” and check out that guy’s neck. But yeah, it’s a total fatality move. #AEWCollision

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@davenewworld_2 (from left to right) Patrick Conway, CEO of OptumRx; Tim Noel, CEO of United Healthcare, replacing Brian Thompson

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@Criterion Hey, @Criterion. 👇🏽

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@alejandroxpadi How has A Straight Story not received an excellent Criterion release?

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@itspeterbrown My 5-year-old son and I saw The Wild Robot in the theater; no one else was in the theater so we were able to discuss it with each other as we took it in. Absolutely adore it. Got your book for him for Christmas, picked it at a local bookstore, we’re about to read it nightly.🤖

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@roylucier This is Blood Orange, motherfucker.

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@jonathanmb32 I’m not sure if it quite qualifies for third act, but there’s that odd scene in Hocus Pocus where the kids and cat take refuge in the local high school, Max mocks the Sanderson sisters over the PA system and they TRAP them in a kiln before they inexplicably return.

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@TonyKhan @JustinWhang @JCVD A DVD? Are we barbarians?

(We totally are.)

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@beaversfilm Tonight. Back row. White Bear Lake, MN.

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@creepydotorg Your new pistol is named Bitch Shit Soul Eater™️.

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@lloydkaufman Those need to be planned ahead of time.

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@JohnFugelsang @dionnewarwick @FrankConniff She got to meet THE Frank Conniff?!
Push the button, Frank!!!

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@beaversfilm @SonicMovie A beaver would beat the shit out of a hedgehog.

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@dawnofthediscs Going forward, the original cut must now be referred to as the Butt Cut.

We know, Vin.

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@kohut_mike @beaversfilm I first saw Hundreds of Beavers on Hoopla. Thanks, @hooplaDigital!
It feels right that it’s on Tubi now, @Tubi’s home. Kanopy is rad. Libraries are punk.

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@beaversfilm Bought the standard Blu yesterday, sans slipcover. I’d totally buy that slipcover on its own, sometimes Vinegar sells those for $10ish. Either way. I’m not a maniac, the film is the most important part. Maybe I’ll make my own wood slipcover. It’s going to look like shit. 🦫

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This is going to be the darkest fucking January of our lives.

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@adamhlavac “… who’s going to make something better …”
Oh, someone, a few companies probably.

“… that’s not super expensive?”
Absolutely no one, everyone is sucking blood.