kelvin

you can’t escape this reality

[kelvin @Logdn2]

I know some white girl is out there trying to explain Kendrick Lamar and Not Like Us to her middle age parents before the Super Bowl

[kelvin @Logdn2]

@emx1y Tried to move in with roommates to save money ended up adopting 2 kids by accident🤦‍♂️

[kelvin @Logdn2]

Can I file my roommates as dependents on my taxes if they eat my groceries without paying or asking?

[kelvin @Logdn2]

This guy knows nothing about chess

[kelvin @Logdn2]

low view streamers underrated asf

[kelvin @Logdn2]

@committed how many followers?

[kelvin @Logdn2]

is this rizz

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Bonnie Blue accuses Lily Phillips of stealing her idea to sleep with over 100 men in a day.

[kelvin @Logdn2]

This guy at work told me $30k would set him for life

[kelvin @Logdn2]

@orlando6x we told him that too lmaooo

[kelvin @Logdn2]

told this guy he looked like tyler the creator when he was on regular show

[kelvin @Logdn2]

January 2025 > January 2024

[kelvin @Logdn2]

When she shows you pictures of the inside of her uterus from when she got surgery for her endometriosis at 3AM in your kitchen but you and your roommates are faded and trying to go to sleep and she won’t leave

[kelvin @Logdn2]

New ick: when she calls me bae, baby, or any nicknames and we aren't dating

[kelvin @Logdn2]

New ick: when she calls me bae, baby, or any nicknames and we aren't dating

[kelvin @Logdn2]

looking for someone to wear these and give me a paw job puppy girl preferred but not required

[kelvin @Logdn2]

2025 an ugly ass number

[kelvin @Logdn2]

I can fix her

[kelvin @Logdn2]

@vxiruss Bitchless

[kelvin @Logdn2]

If you make your bed then sleep in it. But if you wake up the next morning and make your bed once again then maybe you should buy a new bed

[kelvin @Logdn2]

@emx1y You’re not reading it metaphorically. This is not about bedsheets at all