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@ColorWare Besides Nintendo Switch 2 and any first-party controllers (when they come out), I'd love to see some new paint options — especially if they're color-shifting paints (i.e., the "Illusion" series)

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@grizznkev I'm getting something like this with Instagram. It has been like this for weeks. Twitter is still working well for me, surprisingly

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@grizznkev JFC

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@grizznkev That's wild

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ScarfAce, Cuban fashion icon

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@grizznkev You're a real gamer now

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@grizznkev Don't tempt me. I'd do it to see you wearing something like that

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@grizznkev Not even in an imaginative child's wildest dream castle-playground are there enough slides for that

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If there were an R. Kelly robot, its batteries could only be replenished with a trickle charge

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Add "p" to Rick Ross and he becomes Prick Ross
Add pee to R. Kelly and he becomes engorged

(Needless to say, I'm glad dude is finally facing consequences for his awful actions)

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For R. Kelly, calling someone a potty mouth is a compliment

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Dumb thought from today:
If dicks could queef, you could call them woodwind instruments

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@grizznkev Nintendo thinks it's a con. Joy-Con

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Black Widow, which is surprisingly not a movie about the devastating consequences of police violence...

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@grizznkev Reminds me of this
https://t.co/8foR1gmSgg

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@grizznkev Quite well

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Burger King / Cardi B cross-promotion: WAPper

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For public defender in Broward County, the Democratic primary has two Black candidates against an older white man named Tom Lynch.
I guess John Tarandfeather wasn't available.

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Koffing is America's national Pokemon

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What do you call a group of modern-day cops that enforce unwritten Jim Crow laws?
A murder