Matt Beckett

Te occidere possunt sed te edere non possunt nefas est

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

You could park a Chevy Suburban in each one of PK Subban’s pant legs right now. This is insane.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I do think Tolkien was right to include Tom Bombadil in Lord of the Rings, if only because it gave us this tweet.

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

TWIN PEAKS. The Return, Part 8 (2017)

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

An honor to be reunited with my mentor, Jim Downey.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Ryan Coogler becomes the first Sacramento State wide receiver to be named to a Pro Bowl and/or win an Oscar.

[Matt Beckett @LogicGapped]

@PatMcAfeeShow @AdamSchefter @danorlovsky7 @PSchrags You suck

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

actual jumpscare reading the Killing of a Chinese Bookie wiki

[Matt Beckett @LogicGapped]

@stoolpresidente To the tune of Goldfinger….

“Booooootlickerrrrrrrrrr”

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Explaining to people why I’m a Mariners fan for most of my life:

[Matt Beckett @LogicGapped]

@BMcCarthy32 Tan like the underside of a beaches humpback whale after a fortnight of gaseous death bloat.

[Al Horford Pacino @alpacinogrunt]

TOM BRADY ON FOX: “I can’t pick between the Seahawks and Pats. May the best team win.”

DAVID ORTIZ ON FOX: *smiling devilishly, holding up a vial* “If the Yankees win, I’m going to release this serum into the water supply.”

[Alex Barth @RealAlexBarth]

Next year there will be kids getting their drivers license who have never seen an AFCCG without the Patriots or Chiefs

[Matt Beckett @LogicGapped]

@MikeReiss Same combo as Maye’s first career TD. also with Stingley defending

[Rian Johnson @rianjohnson]

lol zero spooked, sorry

[Chris Peters @chrismpeters]

The Olympic video board.

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

This is awesome.

[Matt Beckett @LogicGapped]

Duquette deciding to go out an absolute villain

[Sam Blum @SamBlum3]

Full story from court today.

John Carpino testified.

So did Angels expert/MLB GM Dan Duquette, who argued strenuously against Tyler Skaggs' value as a pitcher, citing incomplete stats.

Plus, the Angels didn't pay out all of Skaggs' 2019 contract.

Read: https://t.co/fJayx0YA7t

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

I often think of this quote Mike Schur gave me on the picket line during the 2023 strike! https://t.co/gq58uyn1SX