"All my exes are crazy" isn't a warning about them.
It's a confession with the names changed.
One crazy ex is a story.
Four is a pattern.
And darling, you're the only one in every chapter.
#RedFlags#Dating#Relationships
He asked for my zodiac sign before my name.
Said he needs to know if we're compatible.
Sweetheart, the stars don't decide that.
My background check does.
And yours is still loading.
#Astrology#ZodiacSigns#Dating
सारे शहर की छतों पे उतरता रहा चाँद,
हर आँगन में चुपके से नूर भरता रहा चाँद।
सबने उसे अपना-अपना महबूब कह दिया,
और ख़ुद आसमाँ में तन्हा सफ़र करता रहा चाँद।
#शायरी#Shayari#HindiShayari#चाँद
Everyone has a tell.
He touches his collar when he's bluffing.
She laughs a beat too late when she's jealous.
Mine?
Darling, you'd have to win a hand first.
#Poker#Psychology#BodyLanguage
My friend said she’s done with her situationship.
I congratulated her.
Two hours later, she sent me a screenshot of his new profile picture and asked, “Do you think he posted this for me?”
GIRL, YOU RETIRED FROM THE JOB AND STILL CHECKING THE COMPANY EMAIL. 😭
He forgot my name twice at dinner.
I remembered his dog's name, his boss's birthday,
and the deal he swore was confidential.
Attention is the rarest luxury, darling.
Forget me if you like.
I never forget anyone.
#Psychology#MindGames#Power