McClane Peralta

The man who’s phone miraculously never goes above 18% 🇩🇴🇵🇷

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Nothing gives me seratonin quite like sheet music and imported food products

[McClane Peralta @LogiPierogi]

@WyrmLeviathan @Sizzox1 @Jack_Kentner @JayExci What can I say I like to talk 🤷‍♂️

[McClane Peralta @LogiPierogi]

@WyrmLeviathan @Sizzox1 @Jack_Kentner @JayExci Listen dude I don’t wanna get into an argument about a movie I don’t fucking care about. I ain’t here to change minds

[McClane Peralta @LogiPierogi]

@WyrmLeviathan @Sizzox1 @Jack_Kentner @JayExci If her skin color isn’t important why should it matter if it gets changed? What if Halle was just the best fit for the role?

[McClane Peralta @LogiPierogi]

My youngest friend turned 17 today and I’m like dude age up already I’m too old to be hanging out with toddlers

[McClane Peralta @LogiPierogi]

Thought I’d share some critiques of The Little Mermaid that go beyond just being racist

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@Parzival2436 @Jack_Kentner @JayExci I think people are just happy to see people that look like them on the big screen

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@Apothee_Oses @Jack_Kentner @JayExci It is and I’m all for that. If the people making the movie want a character to look a certain way for their vision then that’s totally reasonable and understandable

[McClane Peralta @LogiPierogi]

@calcran4401 @Rudeattude @ovokape @omqtrish I bet you also think video games cause violence

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@MikuBTW @tragicbirdapp @dinosaurs1969

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@shaniaalbano @IgnisWeh @JimmyJab_ @AndySmith48 @trothaar @basementhippo @lewcumber @Onionso62883807 @francisxwolf bEcAuSe ThEy’RE sPeLLed tHe SAmE!!

Observe:

S - A - T - ignore that part - N

[McClane Peralta @LogiPierogi]

It’s me. I’m somebody

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You ever look at somebody run and think “ohh so that’s why they drive everywhere”

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@meatykong Fuck that my friends can wait. Me first

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@lmaoitsadam My guy shit just started up how did this already happen?

[McClane Peralta @LogiPierogi]

@hankgreen The pause button

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@filmlamet Ok but HOW THE FUCK CAN IT SING BUT NOT SPEAK THOSE TWO THINGS HAVE NEVER BEEN MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE

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@lupedragon Gonna check out some places in Spanish Harlem next summer

[McClane Peralta @LogiPierogi]

@lupedragon That can be quite achievable now depending on how comfortable you like living