Ultimate Dirk

Creator of the Satyrs, The Exemplar (or as known as the Pater), and the true villain of a bullshit web-comic. More like horseshit? Who cares.

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

You all deserve an upgrade, and i’m giving it to you. Play nice, now.

https://t.co/xnPqmBLhq0

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@autismAnalysis Not really.

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

Somethings wrong.

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@autismAnalysis I honestly don’t care for it.

[Cass @CassandrnkDrver]

@stray_giraffe YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS DUDE. and the fact we know the players are meteor babies now means he probably pulled a doc scratch and the handmaid with Bobo and just waited for his meteor to arrive.

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@easilyBlue You tell me.

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@tipysGnostalgic Straight to the point then. Hm.

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@tipysGnostalgic Right. Forgot to respond this. What would you want to hear about his demise?

[PopoMarygamz‼️‼️ @PopoMarygamz]

Made a little edit bats my eyelashes #homestuck #homestuckbeyondcanon #hsbc

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@tipysGnostalgic Did coming back to life soften your ears? He’s gone, forever. I’m the reason why.

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@burgflipFryhead Hm. Pretty much.

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@tipysGnostalgic He’s gone. Forever. I made sure of that.

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@tipysGnostalgic Do you remember him? The Dirk who left with you so long ago? The one who died with you?

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@burgflipFryhead I don’t care for it. Simple as that.

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@burgflipFryhead …

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@tipysGnostalgic This isn’t our first meeting. Did you know that?

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@burgflipFryhead Sure. He wouldn’t mind me crashing it.

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@tenacityTheory ==> So she didn’t become the President (or a Dictator) in your timeline. Hm. Funny, I was the one to push her to get into it, in my timeline atleast.

[Ultimate Dirk @logosOverseer]

@tenacityTheory ==> So, politician life? Unexpected outcome for a Dirk, really.