Look, Jobu. The best I could do was KFC. be nice.

[Look, Jobu. The best I could do was KFC. be nice. @Logothetes]

@yashalevine @wideofthepost So, never had to stay in NYC. Any time I was there I had friends in Jersey. I live in Alabama. My employer paid ~$300 a night for a week I was teaching a class at a stupidly nice hotel/golf course. How does this compare?

[Look, Jobu. The best I could do was KFC. be nice. @Logothetes]

@yashalevine putting paid to another imperial power for a few years now. The geopolitics of who’s supporting Iran now is as messy as it’s ever been. Almost as messy as the geopolitics of who’s supporting Trump. This is survival.

[Look, Jobu. The best I could do was KFC. be nice. @Logothetes]

@yashalevine C’mon. The “Imperial proxy” thing should have been put to rest the minute every “Imperial” government pulled a Homer Simpson meme. Trump-completely unintentionally-did Ukraine a solid. And the leader of the 21st Century NVA is reminding The West that they’ve been been

[Aleksandar Djokic (Александар Джокич) @polidemitolog]

@TrumpWarRoom You sure forgot Katya Tovmash real quick. Is it because her killer was a white psycho instead of a black psycho?

[Lana the Bug 🪲💕 @lanabeesfw]

His wife absolutely found his grindr

[Look, Jobu. The best I could do was KFC. be nice. @Logothetes]

@yashalevine I’m indifferent about automating deliveries. “Personal shoppers” always bothered me in a way I can’t explain. What bothers me is (making allowances for the poster being a non-native English speaker or an AI bot) that it’s *what* the future might look like. Or how it might look.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

we need a department of kerning

[Look, Jobu. The best I could do was KFC. be nice. @Logothetes]

@s8n No no…hear me out…

[Look, Jobu. The best I could do was KFC. be nice. @Logothetes]

@yashalevine I still find it amazing that so many people spend so many words eulogizing someone that they’ve completely fabricated.

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

Let’s start simple: Vaccines do NOT cause autism.

This isn’t up for debate. Decades of research, millions of kids studied worldwide, zero credible evidence of a causal link. Full stop.

Here is how RFK Jr. will try to convince you otherwise: 🧵👇1/

[Look, Jobu. The best I could do was KFC. be nice. @Logothetes]

@dieworkwear Umm…as someone who grew up surfing in San Diego…do not drink or try to home-filter the seawater. The “sea onions” that grow on seaweed are, however a great source of fresh water and the me who believed the guy who told me that will fight you. Once he’s done retching.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Remember, there was a sweetheart plea deal that was struck in 2009, way before Trump was even considering to be in office, under the Obama administration

TAPPER: No. It was 2008. The US attorney at the time was a guy named Alex Acosta. He was a Bush appointee. He went on to become Trump's secretary of labor

MULLIN: Who was in office at the time?

TAPPER: George W Bush

MULLIN: No. 2009 was when the case came out, and Obama was in office at the time

TAPPER: Not true

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

BREAKING NEWS: GHISLAINE MAXWELL LIST RELEASED BY TRUMP DOJ

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Irregardless' is a word.

[Jay Smooth @jsmooth995]

It's true Hulk Hogan was a cartoonishly racist union-busting snitch, but it's not fair to make that his *whole* entire legacy. There has to be some space to also talk about that sh*t he did to Richard Belzer

[Kamil Galeev @kamilkazani]

I think this has been the most elegant, the most mindblowing book I have read in the last couple of years. A truly fundamental change in how you view history;

(and also a nice piece of literature)

[Gareth Gore @gareth_gore]

Opus Dei members told to brace for “dramatic, traumatic, historic and revolutionary” changes as Pope Leo XIV tackles decades of abuse inside the organisation

A THREAD 🧵

[daniel (michelle steel hate account) @danielluo_pi]

our secretary of "education"

[WIRED @WIRED]

NEW: Tulsi Gabbard, now the US director of national intelligence, used the same easily cracked password for different online accounts including a personal Gmail account and Dropbox over a period of years, leaked records reviewed by WIRED reveal. https://t.co/3ZHc5xfy5N