Steve Achenbach

You know what? Why don't you go ahead and make up a bio for me. Whatever you like. Maybe I'm a robot...or a six-armed samurai. Maybe I'm just lazy.

[Steve Achenbach @Loki5]

@schrodinger_cat 1A. There is no more Mary 1 position. They rigged the intercoms to go to central, so now Robert 1 just needs to do 30's.

[Steve Achenbach @Loki5]

I'm working overtime tonight. If time equals money, then I'm earning OVERMONEY!

[Steve Achenbach @Loki5]

Isn't anybody going to wish me tweet dreams? SORRY!

[Steve Achenbach @Loki5]

Ok, sorry. Now I really am going to go to tweep...er, I mean sleep.

[Steve Achenbach @Loki5]

Twitter slang gone too far: Her twits were huge, and she had a tweet ass.

[Steve Achenbach @Loki5]

Twitter slang gone too far: In lieu of a romp between the tweets, one may have to settle for twitterbation.

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For those just tuning in, I was doing those all freakin' night last night. Now I really must go to sleep. HIDOKU, everybody!

[Steve Achenbach @Loki5]

Little used chat acronym: G2SN/HIDOKU = Going To Sleep Now. Hope I Dream Of Killing You.

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@threadless Damn, too slow!

[Steve Achenbach @Loki5]

@threadless 16 #print3

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A haiku: I must buy a card / My nephew's getting married / And I won't be there.

[Steve Achenbach @Loki5]

I know I said that yesterday, but this time I mean it!

[Steve Achenbach @Loki5]

Managed to once again escape work with life, mind, and soul mostly intact. Just one more night.

[Steve Achenbach @Loki5]

...I just didn't get to you. Better luck next week. I will exchange luck for dollars or pastrami sandwiches, by the way.

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There, I have completed my obligatory whorage to #followfriday. If you didn't make the list, it isn't because I don't think you're worthy...

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#followfriday: @TheAuthorGuy, @TimeTravelTwitt, @kamiNcali, @MrNexx, @Citizen_Lazlo, @EvilTwinBrian, @mightymur, @schrodinger_cat

[Steve Achenbach @Loki5]

RT @boyscouts "BSA's 2 millionth Eagle Scout is Anthony Thomas from Minnesota!" Congratulations Anthony.

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I just want to hear Sam L. Jackson say "I am tired of these mutherf'ing Silverback Gorillas of the Eastern Congo on this mutherf'ing plane!"

[Steve Achenbach @Loki5]

#unlikelysequels: Silverback Gorillas of the Eastern Congo on a Plane.

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Little used chat acronym: MorFology = The study of Males or Females.