LokiTheDogofMischief

I live in Asgard and will soon fall to Earth with hopes of puppy world domination. All will bow to me. I love sleeping, loving, and waddling.

[LokiTheDogofMischief @LokiTheCorgi]

I wanted to listen to All Things Considered, but NPR comes in bad up here in Asgard. I gotta get to Los Feliz. Fast. Lightening Fast. Thor!?

[LokiTheDogofMischief @LokiTheCorgi]

Man, I can't wait to waddle around Los Feliz, unemployed, seeking coffee, and telling everyone I'm a writer.

[LokiTheDogofMischief @LokiTheCorgi]

The soldier. A man out of time. @jackEpants. You know what I'm woofing about.

[LokiTheDogofMischief @LokiTheCorgi]

I'd bathe @seecaitlinread's face with peanutbutter and then lick it clean. Perchance, I'll do so when I live on Earth and visit her.

[LokiTheDogofMischief @LokiTheCorgi]

If I were on the Earth realm, @jeffssister would take me for a walk this weekend. Alas, I sit here in an Asgardian dog house.

[LokiTheDogofMischief @LokiTheCorgi]

Time to nap on this Rainbow bridge. #waddlingmakesmesleepy

[LokiTheDogofMischief @LokiTheCorgi]

One day, @seecaitlinread, you will kneel to me. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel. #Puppypower