Super Cheesy Jokes

Cheesy jokes! Not suitable for vegans!

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Just had my first golf lesson. I've got a fairway to go.

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430 followers! Awesome!

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2 toadstools in a box, one says to the other: "Theres not mush room in here". #cheesy

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I saw a guy carrying a long pole. I said to him "Are you a pole vaulter?".
He said "No,I'm German & how did you know my name was Walter?".

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What's Moses' favourite keyboard shortcut????? Ctrl C!!!! #cheesy

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Q: Why don't anteaters ever get sick?
A: They are full of anty bodies! #cheesy

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I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for €50.

Is that too dear? #cheesy

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What do you call a Spanish man whos car just got robbed?

Carlos! #cheesy

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What do you call a Bear with no ear???

B!!! #cheesy

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Why do elephants have big ears???

Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom!!! #cheesy

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snowballs!!!

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How do you organise a party on Mars???

Planet!!!

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How do you get a baby astronaut to fall asleep?!?!?!

Rocket!!!

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Did you hear the Energizer bunny was arrested??? He was charged with battery!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs???

Where you left him!!!