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I'm with you in Rockland

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If @staceyabrams told me get a perm, I'd be like, "Yes, Ms. Abrams. I trust your plan."

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Upon reading an article which described the US medical supply chain as "laissez-faire," I now want to organize a sort of queer lady comic con called "Lezzie Faire"🦸🏻‍♀️

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New pickup line I'm trying out: "How much does Trump's 'zero tolerance policy' weigh? ... Hopefully enough to break the ICE." #FamiliesBelongTogether

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Retconning my head canon now, thanks Netflix

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My version of #ResponsibleAdulthood is double-checking that nobody is coming down the aisle before I jump up and ride my shopping cart.

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"Justin Bieber Goes Shirtless While Reading the Bible Mid-Flight" is not a headline that should ever exist

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It should be illegal for a gas station to not have a public restroom. It can be unspeakably disgusting, but you gotta have one.

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@kcdanger Why did you never tell me my name means "granny" in Tagalog?!

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The fact that "overlord" is a thing and "overlady" brings up spellcheck is proof of our institutionalized misogyny. #WednesdayWisdom

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Lord, why would you turn my local liquor store into a fitness center?

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I cannot describe the level of joy I feel when "Just a Friend" by @BizMarkie starts pumping on my radio. #ThatsMyJam

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Glitch = fixed! #iphoneglitch

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Siri, you know very well I didn't just say "let's be insects." #censorship #homophobia

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Whatever, Australia. You're not even part of Asia. #SYRvAUS

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#prejudice 🤖🙅

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That moment you recognize the intro to "Faith" by George Michael coming on and know you're gonna enjoy the next 3 minutes of life.

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Ugh I hate that my first thought when passing random niche shops is "I bet they also sell fidget spinners."

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National French Fry day is a damn JOKE. Practically no one giving away fries, not like donut day

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I just want a chess film with a win montage set to "Woo Hah!! Got You All in Check" -- is that so much to ask? https://t.co/y49vDcACeI

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@andiiblaque @kelly_clarkson Oh man. It's comforting to know some things don't change. 😌