funny to think everyone thought nicole kidman and ewan mcgregor were fucking during their moulin rouge era because that also happened to my buddies tessa virtue and scott moir
yeah i know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers
our 🇨🇦 boys, who art in milan, hallowed be thy sidney crosby. thy victory come. thy matthews fall on his face as on his back. give us this day our goals. and forgive us our penalties but never forgive the US. and lead us not into tkachuks, but deliver us from the referees, amen
Do you wanna take a skate on the ice inside my veins?
They ripped me off like false lashes
And then threw me away
And all the headshots on the walls
Of the dance hall are of the bitches
Who wish I'd hurry up and die
But I'm immortal now, baby dolls
I couldn't if I tried