☽ elora jane ☾

high ⋆ hungry ⋆ horny ⋆ tired

[Howie Mandel @howiemandel]

RETWEET IF YOU ARE MAD THAT @BrundageMagic DID NOT MAKE @NBCAGT LIVE SHOWS! #JudgeCuts

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

@howiemandel @BrundageMagic @nbcagt I'm actually furious I can't believe you didn't put him through..

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

Whenever I'm watching a movie with Seth Rogen I play a lil game where I pack a bowl every time I see Seth smoking and end up high as fuck

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

When a new dealer tries to rip you off cause you're a girl & they think you don't have a scale haha I know where you live little boy

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

Oh fuck you @CNN you continue in your efforts to distract everyone from what really happened.

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

@trvpahontas thank you tori ily! 💕🔞💗

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

I don't want your heart, your soul, or your hand
I want your body instead

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

Less than a month away from turning 19 and living beside an LCBO is fucking torture 😊🔫

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

I feel like Skull today

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

I've learned I inconvenience people WAY too much when I talk to them about my problems yet I always seem to be there to listen to theirs

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

The old man that lives beside me in my new place just asked "are you okay with pot?" Haha I told him I think we'll get along just fine ✌️

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

Someone actually told me that I'm "asking for it" when I wear long socks, sorry exactly what is it I'm asking for? Warmer weather maybe? #FU

[︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ @comfort]

it's not a girl's job to worry about whether or not you're comfortable with her body.

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

Fuck all this talking let's get weeded, all I'm tryna say is that you got it and I peeped it

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

I don't understand why I sleep all day, and I start to complain that there's no rain

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

LMAO https://t.co/wjjS9pblxS

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

@Jesseystevenss would looove to see this bitch alone in a cage of angry lions with no gun in her hand

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

💚 Happy 4/20 to all my fellow stoner friends 💚

[☽ elora jane ☾ @lolaWatson_]

Excuse me sir at the gym how do you expect me to FOCUS when you're flaunting your tattooed arms and full beard all over the place