LOL but for real

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Wouldn't put it past upcoming generations for both parties to be aware of proposal plans in order to arrange for optimal Instagram coverage

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Hysterical that I used to want to be married by 25 & have kids by 27. Only a few years away and mom's still paying my goddamn cellphone bill

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Schmidt makes me wanna go grab Mickey D's.

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People who don't refill the Brita are what's wrong with today's society.

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Use of the word "fag" or "faggot" is such a massive display of ignorance. It's 2015. Grow up.

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For purposes of description, "blow job" makes zero sense. Contradictory af.

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Hakuna your tatas.