Alice Kim

I'm so sorry that you found my Twitter account.

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

the only thing that has truly opened my eyes to the harrowing passage of time is my 10 Year Twitter Anniversary. for those of you who still follow me...i’m gonna nap for the next 10 years. see u then!

[Kelly Mantle @thekellymantle]

So this is happening... Honored & humbled to be considered. 🎭 #actor #acting #actorslife 🎬 #Oscars

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

isn't it sad and weird how i know exactly how to make myself look unattractive/unapproachable when i got out in public to avoid any contact

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

tfw u hear "break" in a lecture only 2 b crushed that it was actually "..page break which continues on the next slide" 🔚🔜 @Kool_Lor

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

OH MY GOD THIS MAN HAS LIVE BIRDS ON THE BUS MERE INCHES FROM MY BODY HALP

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

Can I just watch one fucking YouTube DIY hair tutorial by someone who knows how to edit? #SkipToOneHourInToGetToActualTutorial

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

NEW & IMPROVED! NOW WITH VOICEMAIL!

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

You don't realize how douchey you sound until you try to describe your music preferences to your friend's dad.

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

The only thing that reminds me that I'm alive is that little shock from my shitty headphones.

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

"maybe love is just an economy based on resource scarcity"

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

Radiate positivity, but never let people take advantage of you.

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

"Learn how to give zero fucks"

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

Makeup Aspirations: Somewhere between @GiaGunn and @manilaluzon. I am a woman. #BeatThisMug #IWantToFeelMyOats

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

Just got casted as a homeless person in a short film. Strong feeling that I am being type-casted.

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

Trying to be cute while tearfully choking on a mint leaf I accidentally swallowed.

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

Is there always something better out there?

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

"but the goodbye was sad and strangely unfulfilling"

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

Shedding 2014 along with my uterine lining #FreshStart #Blessed #NYE2015

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

No message is also a message.

[Alice Kim @LOLicekim]

@RuPaulsDragRace has instilled within me the fear of looking "pedestrian"