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@Johntheduncan not quite 'seizing' but 'punching' the means of production works too

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@Tinashe @WhatSoNot COLLAB

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The collective noun for avocados is a 'downpayment'

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am i sarcastic or am i sincere in the wrong universe

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also, my voice is both more and less gay than i thought. more ho, less mo - a different sort of balance.

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i had to listen to my own voice on loud speakers for hours today and I AM SORRY. call me LLOUD for i infringe on personal space sonically

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im not saying i didn't pay attention in my writing degree but i didn't. i got glasses bcos i couldn't read powerpoints at the end of it

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i have to go back and learn punctuation and grammar bcos i never learned them and now i am useless

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use my uber eats code please. i want cheap meals. eats-lloydc138ue

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i would like you all to know that making out with me counts towards your five servings of fruit and veg per day.

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as it turns out, oddly enough: opiates are the opiate of the masses

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if wonderwall hadn’t been written, I wonder how much free time white people would have.

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in the toy story universe are sex toy's sentient? do they understand and respect their role?

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Chicken Run nearly became a dramatic theatre production, interest however quickly waned. No one considers any serious foul play.

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Fact, the collective noun for noodles is oodles

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do u ever meet someone and just know they weren't allowed to watch the simpsons growing up

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I ate so much food today i can truly say im not just full of myself

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this halloween, economise treat or tricking in your neighbourhood by giving out crystalized ginger

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this halloween, forget costumes and dress up your emotions more elaborately than usual

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this halloween, dress as your true-self to frighten yourself