LoLo

Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of ᴳᵃʳᵇᵃᵍᵉ

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

Me after smashing three baskets of chips at a Mexican restaurant and then my entree comes out

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

who the FUCK is out here keeping Dr. Pepper in business

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

Me opening Bumble this morning after forgetting that in a moment of desperation I changed my dating age range from 40-60.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

Accidentally just viewed the LinkedIn profile of the guy I’m currently talking to. I will now be passing away.

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

I’m still recovering from new Hozier AND Olivia Rodrigo music yesterday.

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

I was listening to an oldies playlist on Spotify today and was absolutely horrified to hear songs included from Florence + The Machine’s Lungs album.

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

@DDupree312 SAME. You already know I got a venti honey citrus mint tea this morning 👀

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

It’s 60 degrees in the Midwest in February. I’m emptying my 401k tomorrow.

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

When you’re watching The Iron Claw but you can hear every song from the Eras Tour movie in the theatre next door.

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

Pregamed going to Olive Garden for dinner at my favorite dive bar, which happened to be playing Lorde. This is living.

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

Noah Kahan, Bleachers, and Hozier (rumored) skipping Michigan for their 2024 tours will be my villain origin story.

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

The only people I judge more this time of yeah than Apple Music users are people who have Morgan Wallen as their number one artist on their Spotify wrapped.

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

No Michigan? This better be FAKE.

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Hozier - Unreal Unearth tour!

[jay @kendallhosseini]

this is my taylor swift at the chiefs game moment

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

I met Jake Gyllenhall after a show he was in on broadway and instead of complimenting the show I said how much I loved a video someone made of him dancing and played “Bad and Boujee” over it and he stared at me for at least 30 seconds and then stopped signing autographs and left.

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

I’m going to see Arctic Monkeys in concert in two weeks and American Horror Story just released the new season’s premiere date and cast photos. I think 2013 Lauren would be happy to know her love for two of her favorite things is still going strong a decade later.

[ꉂ • ༚ • ིྀ @PINKFR1DAY]

i wanna party with king julian so fucking bad

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

I swear I’m not a dumbass my brain is over stressed and exhausted from getting like 15 hours TOTAL of sleep over the last week.

[LoLo @LoLo_Sobe]

Why are the terms “chewed out” and “eaten out” such similar phrases but with such different meanings? Sincerely, someone who just told a coworker I got eaten out this morning.