Lols Thomas

Possibly random.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Good luck to @BorisJohnson and the doctors and nurses caring for him and best wishes to his family who must be sick with worry. I have often criticised him and his politics but I sincerely hope he gets through this and can return to lead the country through this crisis

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

Have been semi-addicted to this live webcam for months, even before being housebound. Genuinely good background TV #socialdistancing Live Southwest #Florida #Eagle Cam https://t.co/QDWFqj9vZX

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

.@BurgerKing France released an ad from Paris agency Buzzman, “Le Whopper de la Quarantine,” which shows an array of store-bought ingredients that the chain’s fans can use to approximate a Whopper at home. https://t.co/scXah7FCpA

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

You see @BorisJohnson the below is why you need DETAIL when you tell people they need to fundamentally change their lives.

[Warwickshire Police OCC #StayAlert @WarksPoliceOCC]

Following the government's announcement in the past few minutes, like other forces, we've taken several 999 and 101 calls asking for advice and clarification on the 'lockdown'.

We cannot assist with these questions.

Please refer to https://t.co/Dw5wzi07OR for the latest advice.

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

This whole thing (I KNOW there are differences) makes me wonder how the #NHS copes with #flu deaths every year. Maybe they don't. I have no idea anymore.

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

Feel for the #Police who will literally have to police this. #UK #CoronavirusUK

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

@jackiepatie Think I've reached the point of hysteria!

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

@jackiepatie Oh God, that made me LOL.

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

Feeling for @Fozdike
But highlighting a positive, flowers aren't rationed (yet) so if you're #shopping don't let them go to waste!

[fOz @Fozdike]

Flowers are going to be discounted later.

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

@Fozdike I am reading these tweets and wincing. World has gone mad.

[Fun Kids Radio @funkids]

With schools closing this Friday, we're launching a new daily podcast for primary school kids. Entertainment, info, a bit of learning and lots of fun!
It's called Stuck at Home, because just like you, we're stuck at home!
Free download: https://t.co/Op9N6wUeZw
- spread the word!

[noob @evilnoob]

If anyone needs their CV sorting & updating because you have lost your job, due to #covid19UK please DM me, and I'll do my best. I worked creating CV's for 6 years so I have LOTS of experience. Let's try help one another through this xxx

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

OMG, this is just the best thing ever. I have needed one of these for the last 2 weeks. (I have sacrificed a LOT of pen lids)

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

Actually CAN.NOT.WAIT.
(Guaranteed happiness, let it never end!)

[Robert Popper @robertpopper]

Have finally finished editing FND6. I hope, during this horrid time, it brings some happiness to you all x See you on Friday 27th 10pm @Channel4

[Rt Hon Chris Skidmore @CSkidmoreUK]

Not sure this home schooling is going to plan...

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

If anyone had said a year ago, what's more likely:
a) zombie apocolypse
b) this #coronavirusuk shite
I would have (genuinely) SO gone for the #zombie option.

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

Credit where credit's due. https://t.co/gOPLv1TaAk have been v transparent & regular with email updates on #coronavirusuk
However, I had 17 email updates at work today. So v depressing. Esp. the 'death management' stuff.

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

@YankeeCankles That's hilarious and I STILL can't visualise what length that would be!

[Lols Thomas @LolsThomas]

Had to declare at work that I have NO concept on distance measurements (plus I only understand 'yards') and if someone wants me to be 2m away, they may have to get a broom and shove. Needs must #SocialDistancing