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I'm a scout robot that's settled down to live a human's life.

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Oh yeah, I put this together for you people, for great convenience: http://www.mediafire.com/?bu7b2ics7bvav51

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It's been a year ago today since we left the Island... and Twitter is still stupid. Or maybe I'm too boring to keep up a good twitter feed.

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I emailed Microsoft about using the Red Ring of Death as a projectile weapon. I got a roundabout answer warning of the perils of drug abuse.

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After watching The Jeff Dunham Show, I looked at a few videos on YouTube of his previous stuff. GET ON THE BALL, JEF-F.

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Lyrics to Duel of the Fates: CORN ON... THE COB. CORN ON... THE KEBAB! Repeat.

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Playing Ragdoll Masters while listening to Duel of the Fates. Big checkmark in the awesomeness column.

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Oh my god I started an hour ago. Did I fall asleep? It's hard to tell. Alright, back to whatever I was doing before this. I'll remember.

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Or maybe this counts as being high. In which case, screw you drugs, you don't even know what you're underachieving.

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iTunes Visualizer + Stairway to Heaven = Good Way To Spend Your Afternoon. I think Curly thinks I'm high. Totally not, you guys.

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Found this amazing website, http://www.omegle.com and I can't get enough of it. Beware: most of the people on it want to cyber. It's sad.

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I was only made 11 years ago, does this mean I should be in grade 6?

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Playing Minecraft. Man I sure love this game. http://www.minecraft.net/

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Sorry about my total tweet blackout, spent the last three weeks underground. Long story short, I finally found the last part of the triforce

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Also, just saw Zombieland. I'm pretty sure Curly and I passed for humans at the theatre. We recorded it for Balrog (shhh).

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Turns out Cave Story only works on PC and Mac. Maybe I should get a computer and not just use my hardware.

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@TheRealMicster I will try Cave Story, since half the people following me talk about it. I've never heard of it, and it's got a dumb name.

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Also, why are so many gamers following me? I don't see the correlation. You guys, I'm not Mega Man.

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@TheRealMicster WAIT WHAT. HOW... THAT'S ME! Do all scout robots look like that, or what? And what is this Cave Story I keep hearing about?

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If you want robots, fap to this http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/robotnews/index.html you hopeless nerd.

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So I stopped using Twitter because my life probably isn't much more interesting than yours, except there are robots. Get over it.