Lone Sausage

I'm just a lone sausage trying to get by with a little humor.

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@rushourunner thanks. I was overheating like crazy. Still my 4th fastest time which isn't so bad.

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Warm, humid, and windy for Oktoberfest 5k. 20:43 and 34th finisher overall.

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Dan Norris, Tigers pitcher, homers in his first career at bat.

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Let's go Tigers!

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Doc just told me I need to drink whiskey instead of beer.

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@RunWithSunrise @foodiejess @rushourunner @EricDiPietro @jmarino11 hey now! I'm attached to my balls. Can't just take them

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@rushourunner @RunWithSunrise @foodiejess @EricDiPietro have sausage. Need sexy ladies.

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@suzlyfe @rushourunner @OrtonPants @EricDiPietro pretty much!

[Lone Sausage @LoneSausage]

@suzlyfe @rushourunner @OrtonPants @EricDiPietro I still like the slutty girls idea. Not that it will hope. A sausage can dream of buns.

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#OneManPerVan finishes #RagnarChi. Filmed with a GoPro. https://t.co/a21teUY6Yk

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@scranberry33 I feel like that will get me taken to jail or a kick to the D @krittabug @RunWithSunrise @foodiejess @suzlyfe

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2 days. 17.68 miles. 2h16m21s for 7:42 min/mile overall pace. #onemanpervan #RagnarChi #naptime

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@krittabug @RunWithSunrise @scranberry33 @foodiejess @suzlyfe definitely going to miss my ladies. My life is 100% less sexy now

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@foodiejess well this sausage wouldn't mind being tucked into somewhere warm and cozy

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@foodiejess I'm just a tired sausage that wants some sleep

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The damn cat threw up all over my bed, I can't sleep yet. #strugglebuss #stillstruggling #onemanpervan

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#onemanpervan #getlow #RagnarChi @suzlyfe @foodiejess @RunWithSunrise

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Even our water struggles. #StruggleBus #onemanpervan #RagnarChi

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Gagging on Bengay fumes in the portopotty. #ragnarproblems #StruggleBus #RagnarChi

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@OrtonPants tired and hangry. Got food, now I need a nap