Long

Attempting to make money with the least amount of effort

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@BonkDaCarnivore Don’t give me hope please

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@jbulltard1 You done jinxed me man

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@coolcoder56 Lmao workday is the biggest pile of dog shit

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@KobeissiLetter Wtf they have a stock market?

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@theaiportfolios What about selling puts on margin?

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@jbulltard1 Random on X > A guy who’s worth a few billie

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@NiallStanage I hate this bitch

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@jbulltard1 Sorry to hear you had to put your dog down yesterday.

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@DOWResponse @RPodleskiDOW Bitch don’t you got math class to attend?

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@ruth_capital @Sam_Badawi Is MSFT about to capitulate? Please tell me yes

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@jbulltard1

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@jbulltard1 AMZN shareholders rn

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

You can't make this up:

Iran's trading advice to US investors actually worked.

At 4:12 PM ET on Sunday, Iran's Speaker of the Parliament said pre-market news is a "reverse indicator" and if they "dump" the market, then "go long."

At 6:00 PM ET, S&P 500 futures opened nearly -1% lower and fell just 30 points away from correction territory.

By 11:00 PM ET, S&P 500 futures had reversed all losses and turned green.

Then, at 7:25 AM ET today, President Trump posted that "great progress" is being made on Iran peace talks.

Now, the S&P 500 is trading +100 points above its low seen just hours ago, adding +$900 billion in market cap.

We are in the most unusual times in market history.

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@jbulltard1 Tiger woods can afford a 24/7 driver yet he chooses to drive under the influence. Absurd dedication and love for the game.

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@PurpleDrink_LLC Paint or mark-up on iOS? 😂

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@Investor_NICK_ @PegasusFund More like “this is all happening without any legal revenue from china”. What a mess. Anyways long $INTC 🫂☠️

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@jbulltard1 Me rn

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@jbulltard1 This is some fuck ass price action

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@hoomansv 3 more years of this shit…

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@kiantrades The same reason why Bondi talks about the Dow during her hearing. They’re both retards.