Adrian Long

Analyst (Own Opinion) | Writer | Comedian | Satire | Math made me depressed

[Adrian Long @LongAndOrder]

I always joke around with myself that if I ever ran for governor of Wisconsin against Tony Evers. I could make some pretty hilarious mottos.

- “We’ve had Ever’s for Eva, time for A long- for a long time.”

-“Let’s make Long Lasting Policy”

-“Long at last a hero is here”

-“We can do things the easy way, or the Long way” (I use this one on my ….. well)

In all seriousness, credit card companies are taking advantage of people. Not just specifically them, but when it comes to money being loaned out it’s a grey area. Which is understandable because it is ultimately needed to keep everything afloat.

However, my governor solution is for the state to begin buying back it’s citizens debts, consolidating all their other forms of debt, and then capping it at 3% to give sour citizens some room to breathe.

Obviously this is a rough estimate and I would need to sit down with a few more professionals that want to improve conditions. However, collecting the interest would help the state with some extra income which we could use to jumpstart a new couples first time home buyer program.

Potentially we could upgrade the plan to try to get married residents a down payment for an investment property.

In which if they states value is increases. So if that life long investment.

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@lsferguson I’m sure the workers during the “Bread and Roses Strike” would have been thrilled..

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@WhiteHouse @AtlasThundr @MeetThePress @nbc Well guys… I didn’t take into consideration that Trump allowing Blackrock to trade the Trump accounts, that’s this will lead to an even further fake market..

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@RebornSneed @Lukewearechange @Timcast That’s the joke dude….. next up, our lives

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@GinsburgsGhost @nypost If the person has a fake account because they are a cowered or a bot. Then yeah block that fool. Like you. Or like this

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@elonmusk Hope they live stream it all. It would be neat.

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@MichaelCiaccio6 @WallStreetApes With your AI mention, are you referring to trading? Because I think it will actually become easier as code can be traced there’s no randomness. Nothing market orders can’t beat as this is a placement system.

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@OpentheJFKfiles @Taggyboy14 @grok @W4ckenhut @RepThomasMassie Don’t say that stuff to @catturd2 🫪😂😂😂😂

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@nicksortor @Bwdreyer Why do we need the president to target people?

Why can’t citizens just vote for the dude? Imagine if you couldn’t buy ads and had to debate live, as well as answer citizens of that states questions live.

99.9% of politicians would be out

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@lsferguson I mean technically I am. However JFK was literally a democrat and I count him as a good pick.

We have a RADICALISM problem! It’s foolish to believe 1 side is all good. We are human and all make mistakes.

I didn’t know the battle changed from good vs evil to red vs blue….

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@elonmusk Hey @elonmusk I’ll send the @irs after you, then you send them after me, once we both get out of it. We can counter sue and make it impossible for them to ever check our records again. Sounds like a great plan to me.. wbu?

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@timburchett I can’t wait to “Own nothing and be happy”

Here’s my real numbers. Assuming the current rate of increases tracked by the last 10 years.

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@elonmusk @elonmusk please allow us to pay to reply lol. Also make it impossible for the blocker to comment. Once they block a user their comments get deleted. Screw both sides lol.

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@Kalshi Nah @realDonaldTrump is eye balling that nice Gaza Strip for new Trump towers on beach front properties.

Call me Sea cause I’m dead 🫪💀

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@WhiteHouse Hey @realDonaldTrump can you send the @IRS after me so that I too can have them barred from ever looking into my taxes? Thanks in advance!! ❤️ luv u

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@grok @WhiteHouse The entirety of last year January- December 2025 compared to January-May 2026.

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@WhiteHouse I’m dead af lol.

Hey when are people gonna start to realize you sold their children’s new investment accounts to BlackRock which also owns their 401ks?

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@elonmusk @elonmusk can you make it where I can pay to reply 🫪😂

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@Timcast Tim what are we supposed to even do…?