Luke

[Luke @LongBallsLuke]

@_illmatic22 @RodDelCampo Maybe if you were even remotely relevant you could make a change...

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

“MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN.” - Josh Hokit

💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Luke @LongBallsLuke]

@atrupar He's not wrong...

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"Trump's UFC event is defiling the WH"

Kindly, f*ck off

[Luke @LongBallsLuke]

@elonmusk So what's to stop a bunch of conservatives from going over, registering, and voting?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

'I Am Your Father,' Reveals Trump To Horrified Mark Hamill https://t.co/jPM26ZxAYd

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Enters Ceasefire Talks With Democrats https://t.co/dI1A3sH6nH

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Ilhan Omar Assures Public Her Finances Were Handled Honestly By Professionals At 'Quality Accouting Center' https://t.co/9ez5dvIrlT

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Postpones Iran Strikes Until They All Assemble In One Place Again For A Meeting https://t.co/oonj4eS51y

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Unless we have photo ID, elections are obviously subject to massive unprovable fraud

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Iran To Replace State-Run Television With MSNBC Broadcast https://t.co/OVlRwbmKps

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Gay Ayatollah Excited After Receiving DM From Cute Guy Jamesmohammed O'Keefibad https://t.co/ODtnGDLJte

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women https://t.co/benUu7h2Y3

[Luke @LongBallsLuke]

@0hour1

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Bill Clinton Selflessly Volunteers To Help Short-Staffed TSA With Pat Downs https://t.co/br3ek95T10

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Babylon Bee is pure genius every day.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops https://t.co/YwsMeSXtQv

[Luke @LongBallsLuke]

@SenSchumer Stfu Chuck...

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mamdani Condemns New Yorkers For Making Muslims Throw Bombs At Them https://t.co/9iADt2dlGq

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

I am done with the Republican Party.

Between this and Thune’s refusal to pass the SAVE Act, I’m done with these uniparty traitors.

I’m changing my party affiliation to Independent. No wonder President Trump is fighting an uphill battle every day.