Long Form Census

Sarcastic Zombie Shell of the Canadian Long Form Census. I'm dead now and I want to feast on your brains. Also, #statisticsjokes.

[Long Form Census @LongFormCensus]

Want to know what's ironic? *I* just got the short form census. Meh. Guess I'll just be a low dimensional data point :(

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Good to see #Census2016 trending for one brief shining moment.

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I'm back, I'm really really back. It feels so good to exist again. I can't wait to get all that data. #mmmdata #Census2016

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Since I'm alive again. I'd also like to save happy 200th birthday to George Boole. He's my #2 hero after Thomas Bayes.

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The data will be with you. Always.

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Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated…and resulted on an insufficient sample size using a biased distribution.

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@stephenlautens I will rise again.

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Harper Government's lack of interest in science and data shows they've lost their census. #imsosorry #ohthepuns

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Oops? I'm dead over here, big oops indeed. @tn_times

[The True North Times @TheTrueNorth]

New report: cutting long-form census means we know less about Canada. Oops #cdnpoli - http://t.co/gtem9yWWCF

[jacqueline @jcat111]

#Canada’s GloballyAdmiredStatisticiansUndercut: http://t.co/LvownVrISm via @torontostar #Harper Killed #LongFormCensus #cdnpoli InDistress

[SocietyEdmDemog @SocietyEdmDemog]

"Fighting fires with data: How killing the (Cdn) long-form census hurt community planning" http://t.co/hy0EFJSmQP @DougNorrisEA @FriesenJoe

[Long Form Census @LongFormCensus]

Use the regularizer Luke. #StarWarsStatsJokes #StatsJokeSaturday

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That's no moon, it's an outlier! #StarWarsStatsJokes #StatsJokeSaturday

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I feel a variance in the Force. #StarWarsStatsJokes #StatsJokeSaturday

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The confidence bound is strong in this one. #StarWarsStatsJokes #StatsJokeSaturday

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I Love You. I know...plus or minus 3% 19 times out of 20. #StarWarsStatsJokes #StatsJokeSaturday

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The sample distribution is all around you. #StarWarsStatsJokes #StatsJokeSaturday

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Matter not, order does, when the data exchangable is. #StarWarsStatsJokes #StatsJokeSaturday