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[Longd God @Longgodgd]

So it's a German thing to bull teams with 7 goals #wc

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[Faisal @WelcomeNowLeave]

@KSI I wish you going into music was a prank but sadly that wasn’t mannnnnn

[Hluphizwe Jnr 🍺🤴🏽 Masinga @TheRealSmomoh]

Naked truth you'll hear today by Joshua Maponga

We want our space, #Abahambe

[Ntokozo Masuku @visse_ss]

"We cannot carry the burden of every single failed African president." – Jacinta Ngobese.

She is calm. She is logical. And she is right.

"The community is not wrong for demanding that the law be implemented."

"If genuine asylum seekers need help, the government must provide refugee camps ..; not dump them in our communities."

"We have never advocated for violence. All we've ever said is: enforce the laws."

"African leaders must sit down and be honest, instead of going on red carpets while their citizens suffer."

"A passport must mean something. Coming here illegally and getting jobs? That is not acceptable."

She is not saying close the borders to everyone. She is saying: enforce the law. Prioritise South Africans. Hold other governments accountable.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[PABLO @WonderMahlobo]

No maan Hugo Bross uyanya.

[Jacinta Ngobese🇿🇦 @JacintaNgobese]

Governments are fetching their people but the Ethiopian, Somali, Pakistani and Bangladeshi governments are relaxed…🤔 what’s the plan with them kanti??

[Nandi Madida @Nandi_Madida]

South Africa, the cradle of human kind 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦❤️❤️❤️ #proudlysouthafrican

[Tate Hafenie Ya Shixungileni 🇳🇦🇿🇦🇩🇰 @JHafenie]

A Wiseman once said: " Go and fix your countries, so that when someone says 'go home', it doesn't feel like an insult "

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

South Africans

[Zimasa “Gcaga” Vabaza @mooshtaffa]

Is it a coincidence that SA 🇿🇦 and Ireland 🇮🇪 have at almost the same exact time gone to the streets for the same issue?

I wonder what they’ve done recently to piss off a small country that’s just IS not REAL..

Great breakdown by the way…

[Longd God @Longgodgd]

@destinyzee We got them on all sides 🤣🤣🤣

[Longd God @Longgodgd]

@Ntando_mos @destinyzee I also learnt this today

[Tshemedi @RealTshemedi2]

Fikile didn’t see this one come 😂😂😂

Clap back of the decade

[Sihle 🇵🇹🇨🇵 @Mxbeez]

They dislike south africa but not their 80 year old dictator leaders who have been in power for 50 years ???

[The Marksman @ITheAdvocate]

See the way they are celebrating SA losing a game, the day they hear South Africa is no longer a functioning state they will do the same. Guard your country with all you have, they can always go back to theirs, where will you go?

[Jacinta Ngobese🇿🇦 @JacintaNgobese]

You see🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️Supporting Mexico still didn’t fix your country ‼️‼️‼️ You’re still not Mexican, you’re still in a country that is under-developed!

[iScathulo SePhara 👞 @ISephara]

When your country lost the opening game of the #FIFAWorldCup match against Mexico, so your friends try to cheer you up by asking you if you wanna round up any Nigerians in your country, and have them arrested

#Sudáfrica #BafanaMexico #FWC26

[Longd God @Longgodgd]

@valjustbhere @DarrylRMFC Please let me know when you find it