Long Hans

Disagreeable optimist

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@Clonerist We shouldn't have messed with God's plan. He was fat for a reason.

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@zobiwankenobii @BillTheKid1603 Lawyers know those claims are routine and bullshit, but they always work, due to the anti-men/feminist legal climate.
They call false abuse accusations "The Silver Bullet" because it's so effective.
https://t.co/rsmU1GgmUB

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@BillTheKid1603 We'll have to do it for them. I feel bad because I need putin crushed, but at the same time I couldn't go die for some ungrateful foids who think they're oppressed, no way désirée.

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

In the future, knowledge will be replaced by sucking up to women

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

As a general rule of thumb if you can’t name a woman in a field you’re not qualified to speak on it.

There’s a woman who’s done something important in almost every topic for the simple reason there’s a lot of women in every society ever. You should be able to come up with one.

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@zobiwankenobii @BillTheKid1603 That's expensive. And the claims do not have to be filed for the threat alone to win the case, it's called "bargaining in the shadow of the law".
If women really loved their kids, they would take them without child support & provide themselves; like a reverse solomon's judgment.

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@AnnaLeptikon You can lie down at a ski resort, and not be raped
Gay men get raped fairly often in pursuit of sex, they just don't care
your lack of pyramid experience is more about the sexes' differing levels of fear and what feels "safe" than physical differences

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@newhandke If men were half as bad as your overactive imaginations
your complaints would mean nothing to us
you'd just have to take it, little ones

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@AnnaLeptikon you have the face a robot would wear to make me trust him

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@zobiwankenobii @BillTheKid1603 Source: your behind.
Women can always claim abuse, keep the house and the kids and force child support. Men who agree to child support get extorted on that basis. It's not a fair negotiation (or auction) where the woman would have to pay if she lost custody.

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

If there's no threat, why did he fail to show the picture of Mohammad, merely threatened it?
We all know why. Maybe you can publish it. Else, stop lying.
It's later than we all think. The muslims need to go home.

[Paul Graham @paulg]

No she does not. She's just pointing out that the leadership of the Oxford Union, which happens to include a lot of people belonging to races Yaxley-Lennon despises, is protecting his right to speak. There's no threat here. The room is laughing.

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@bees_cult Girls tell each other stories about the big scary evil monster under the bed, then ask him to protect them from himself because they're scared.

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@RichardDawkins at this level, plagiarism is disculpatory

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@lizisamused @fullbanga I mean women worry too much about the kids, and no one's telling them to leave it be and quit being hysterical and stop competing with other moms, so the parenting load keeps increasing even though it's not actually good for the kids.

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@enzoreds @guardian Yeah, sure, the problem must be that the progressives who hired the dim black fraud and humiliated themselves and their institution defending him, weren't anti-racist enough.
Why are the "racists" like cofnas always right while the anti-racists always double down?

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

Unrealistic. Given the absolute confidence in her predictions she showed by leaping, the fact she survived would have been regarded by her as further evidence her theory was correct.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Clark Kent gaslighting Lois Lane into believing he isn’t Superman never gets old.

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@Aella_Girl Those two things are unhealthy and painful and ugly and require a lot of effort, and we should steer people away from them in the name of all that is good.
Often they're just confused, they think other people like emaciated, fake-looking dames,and we just have to tell the truth.

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

@phl43 ✅ Thanks for joining the movement

[Long Hans @LongHanswill]

"We're talking about academia here" lmfao
After playing the racism card, the autism card, the suicide card, golden boy thought he'd torch the reputation of his institution some more.
"We're all clowns here, it's okay"

[Benjamin Ryan @benryanwriter]

Jason Arday: I am not a liar, says star academic accused of plagiarism

The youngest ever black professor at Cambridge University claims allegations he is a fraud are cruel, racially motivated and do not account for his autism.

"“It’s soul-destroying because I’ve done everything I can to try and do the best I can," said the besieged Cambridge professor Jason Arday. "And I’m not saying that I’m perfect and I never tried to present this fairytale narrative that I am."

“I am accountable for the mistakes I’ve made. I hold myself accountable and other people should hold me accountable. We’re talking about academia here. I didn’t murder somebody. I think the cruelty that I’ve experienced and the positioning of me as this kind of liar and fantasist is totally unacceptable.”

"He said his reputation had been maligned: 'I’m being portrayed to be a liar and a fantasist and an academic fraud.' He denied fabricating stories about marathon running and raising millions of pounds for charity, though he conceded he was part of a fundraising 'syndicate' rather than doing it all himself. Addressing his depiction as a one-man fundraising extraordinaire, Arday said 'I accept responsibility that I could have been really, really explicit' in correcting that narrative.

"He attributed some errors in his early academic work to his autism, saying that his method of making sense of information relied heavily on mimicry. He argued that if anyone’s academic work had been subjected to as much scrutiny it would show similar errors.

“'There has been, since I arrived at Cambridge, a very well orchestrated and co-ordinated campaign to unseat me from my position,' he claimed. 'The motive is racially motivated. I think there’s a reason why it’s me, and I do think that reason is aligned to ableism and racism.'

"In a sign of the toxicity of the row, a journalist investigating the sceptics’ claims was reported to the police by Arday for alleged harassment. The Metropolitan Police investigated but closed the case.

"The Good Law Project set up a petition in Arday’s favour. It has been signed, among others, by Zack Polanski, the Green Party leader; Sonita Alleyne, the master of Jesus College, Cambridge; and Lord Woolley of Woodford, the principal of Homerton College, Cambridge.

"The university set up [a] panel, which cleared Arday, after complaints were received last year. Arday’s work contained passages that were identical or highly similar to the work of Paula Zwozdiak-Myers, a ­Brunel University student, published six years earlier. The statistical chances of Arday using the same words have since been calculated as one in 100 billion.

"Although Arday did not dispute the allegations of plagiarism, he defended himself by saying he had received inadequate supervision and support, especially given his autism and 'complex learning disabilities'.

:He said the panel should also consider 'insidious and relentless strategies' to remove black academics by discrediting their work 'under the guise of academic integrity.'

"The panel concluded in March that the citation issues were a result of 'honest and reasonable error' and also detailed that the text overlap with Zwozdiak-Myers was 'well within the accepted range of compliance with the academic standards of the time.'

"He said the papers were peer-reviewed but errors slipped through, and there had been big improvements in his work over time. 'At the stage I’m at now, if I write something, I can afford a proofreader,' he said. 'You’ll see there’s a very big difference between the work I wrote post-2021 and the work I’ve written up until now. My writing is a lot better, purely because I can afford a proofreader to read through everything I’ve done and sharpen up the language.'

"He stood by his record of running 30 marathons in 35 days, 300 miles in three days on the treadmill and 600 miles in 12 days. He said that he did not raise all the money for charity but was part of a syndicate of about 100 people.

"Asked why he did not correct the narrative, he said: 'Could I have ever guessed that somebody would literally comb through every single word I’ve ever said on that? There’s no way because I never, ever guessed I’d ever be in this position.'”