Long Island Problems

The place you love to hate.

[Ryan the Aloe plant @rd_aloe]

I DON’T WHAT TO!!!!! @NassauCountyTMC @CurranNassau @LongIslandProbs @NorthHempstead

[News12LI @News12LI]

MISSING JUVENILE: Town of Hempstead officials are asking local residents to check their sheds, garages and backyards for a 17 y/o autistic child who ran away from his mother in Malverne. Joseph Barbella was last seen leaving San Dee-Lanes bowling alley. Anyone with info call 911.

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@katy_lady Yeah but what about spontaneous trips to Target? I didn't plan ahead and you know it's impossible to leave that store without 6,598 things you don't need. How am I supposed to carry all of that into my house?

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@itsmaxberger That's why they should switch back to paper!

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@itsmaxberger It's gonna add up! Picture grocery store hauls every week for some people.

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@KyleHarris311 Very true but at least a paper bag that's biodegradable

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I am 100% not in favor of having to pay for shopping bags whenever I want to buy something #LIProbs

[callie @callieshayeeex3]

guys!!! if i get 500k retweets this can happen for me!! please help out 💙💙 thank you all!!! #CalliesMetsProm

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This Super Bowl is going to suck #LIProbs

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My mentions are CONSTANTLY filled with teeets from @LIRR reporting delays and I, for one, find this shocking🙄 #LIProbs

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What happened to 92.3? #LIProbs

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PSEG must be a really relaxing place to work because we lose power all the time. #LIProbs

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Can the Jones Beach holiday lights just be a thing all year? Because I would 100% be in support of that. #LIProbs

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Where are all of the Bayville Scream Park commercials?? #LIProbs

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@AmandaHarrigan @peachy948 Long Island puts the bae in ba(e)gels (...just pretend that the spelling works because it sounded better before I wrote it out)

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@AmandaHarrigan @peachy948 Because bagels and Long Island are basically the same thing. Bagel problems= Long Island Problems

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Why is there no bagel emoji? #LIProbs

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There is NOTHING worse than when one of those old ass trains pulls up #LIProbs #ThoseBlackoutsAreCoolTho #StillNotWorthIt

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Today's weather🙄 #LIProbs #ItsJuly

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What's worse...?