Best/Worst Long Jokes

The best/worst (depending on your perspective) jokes of 2018 are finally here. Every Friday at 4pm. Classic jokes, punny tales and a completely serious top 20.

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When a fancy restaurant can't cope with rejection... #longjokes #restaurant #salad https://t.co/XAJrW4sbRq

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Why did the woman choose him? #longjokes https://t.co/pjwfrGbxoP

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The cutest little kittens have their first bash at life. #CatsOfTwitter #kittens #britishshorthair #adorable https://t.co/uztrTdvc2U

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Who is going round dishing the dirt on these townsfolk? #longjokes #MYSTERY https://t.co/8AjHIIaDdJ

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A prawn meets a magical cod and the rest is history... #longjokes #sea #fish https://t.co/nbOzqc4SsA

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Cats are, you know, just being cats... #CatsOfTwitter https://t.co/3KBf2w1ILJ

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Moths have problems too. #longjokes #moth #psychiatry #illness https://t.co/pkjtEp6RKU

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You'd need to be of a certain age to get this punchline. #wasp #longjokes #record #music #haha https://t.co/fwBR5Nz87K

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Dog thinks it's a human. Standard. #dogsoftwitter #spaniel #CatsOfTwitter #pets
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What is this malarky about cats and cucumbers... #cats #cucumbers #CatsOfTwitter https://t.co/Wdn5hA7HvN

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Bikes don't always work as you think they should. #bicycling #cycling #tyresafetymonth #longjokes #Wisdom #haha https://t.co/SEqY4wXj1K

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One of the most famous long jokes. Something about a frog... #frog #loan #longjokes #haha https://t.co/4o9pRak6H2

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We'll level with you. This isn't a joke. This is a dog shaking in slow motion... #spaniel #slomo #slowmotion #beachlife #dogsoftwitter #dogs https://t.co/N9qg7hNKAB

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People often have dreams that differ from their likely career paths... #farmers #pigs #painting #artists #longjokes #haha
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THE classic kids' long joke. Three men and a magic slide... #England #Ireland #Scotland #longjokes #joke #haha https://t.co/A6nrh1iEYr

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A man is desperate to discover the secret of the monks... #longjokes #jokes #monk #haha https://t.co/MeANAFC3JF

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What's a chimney sweep's most common ailment? The flue. #witty #haha

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Gardeners will go to any lengths to get one up on the competition... #garden #gardening #vegetables #Competition #longjokes #jokes #haha https://t.co/xI5YNToCLE

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When a teacher gives their student too much power... #longjokes #joke #school #spelling #test https://t.co/uXjveUJlw5

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Albert Einstein (predictably) has a brain wave and solves his problem... #Science #Einstein #longjokes #joke #haha https://t.co/fjohNbU9T5