Liam :)

[Brooke @BrookeDeniseAnn]

I won that game, took them 3 days to find me

[Brooke @BrookeDeniseAnn]

All she had to do was sneeze and dobby was a free elf

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

@CambridgeUtdFC finally winning at wembley!! #CUFC #COYU's

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

@Longy_95 pushing it a bit ;) 😂

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

Connor is the biggest light weight I've seen!! #2pints #smashed

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

@Longy_95 @DeveronCharter yes Connor!! You fucking deserve so much better!! You're a beautiful guy, fuck this stupid slut!!!

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

Wanna go tesco, but can't be bothered -.-

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

Oh hey peter @TweeterMaylor 😂😂😂

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

@kane_francis64 aha fair play! I actually opened the door the first time! 😂

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

@kane_francis64 aha yep, was you drunk or just being retarded? ;) + who was you with?

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

@kane_francis64 ahaaa why? You sounded like a girl!! 😂

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

So who just knocked on my door and ran away? 😂 made me jump!! 😂

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

And they say football players get paid too much. MADNESS

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

70 on flappy birds 😏😏😏

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

Connor doesn't stop moaning!

[Jordan™. @JCYid]

If this gets 10 re-tweets i'll post a picture of me getting sucked off by cookies mum

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Man City have scored more goals in 60 minutes than Spurs have in their last 6 Premier League games

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

Spurs are playing sick!!

[Liam :) @LongLiam]

@shai_swan by the looks of twitter froch was getting destroyed?