Shohei Ohtani❤️

Bac. Human Movement Science🎓 | Chief Recreation Officer ⬆️👔👞 | Chelsea FC💙 | DHL Stormers💙⚡ | Abelungu abayazi ukuba ndiyaxoka - Trevor Noah (2019)

[Shohei Ohtani❤️ @Lonwabo_B]

If anyone around you gets annoyed by what you're paasionate about and by your dreams, man get that person out of your life in double quick time. Rather invest your time in people who would want to understand more about what you're passionate about instead.

[🥩 @a1yrru]

A woman’s way of getting back at a man is doing something that’s going to benefit other men. 90% of the time she is not benefiting

[Mhlonishwa @Tayo_555]

I have no issue with a broke girl but an expensive broke girl?

I draw a BOLD LINE there

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Normalize telling a woman, “you’re not attractive enough for this behavior,” and be done with it.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

If I’m in a relationship where I’m paying for everything then I’ll treat you like I pay for everything 😂😭

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

You’re not rich, so why do you want to marry a rich man? You’re setting standards you can’t meet yourself.

[Shohei Ohtani❤️ @Lonwabo_B]

Soulmate and step father don't go together 😭😭😭

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

So many men lose their soulmates just because they don't want to be step fathers🤞🙌.

[Shohei Ohtani❤️ @Lonwabo_B]

Manners. You can't come into someone's house without knocking.

[AM💁‍♀️👑 @_landam01]

Why do guys slap their dick on a vagina before putting it in?

[Victoria Olamide👸😍❤️ @VikyInsights]

Take sex off the table and you'll realize a lot of women can't build a real connection with you beyond physical access.🤏🏼

[Dre @DreDrexcii]

If we date, don’t stop being you. Keep having fun, keep seeing your friends, keep chasing your goals, and keep enjoying your life. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it. Just make sure you save time for us too.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I can tell you for free, my soulmate does not have a child that is not mine.

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

[Shohei Ohtani❤️ @Lonwabo_B]

@Senzo_Mafuwane @londie_hadeb And none of those people live comfortably. Only people out of touch with reality are you guys.

[Shohei Ohtani❤️ @Lonwabo_B]

I can tell you for free that there is no one earning that much today that is living comfortably. They may be living within their means, but they are NOT living comfortably.

[Londiwe Hadebe @londie_hadeb]

Which South Africa coz I know people who earn 7K to 15K a month and live comfortably

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

He was better, he gave 10% of his money, thereby prioritizing himself but you gave 86%.

E mean say you no wise.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Y’all date men with wives but will draw the line at a man with a kid 😂

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Niggas even dermatologists now

[Shohei Ohtani❤️ @Lonwabo_B]

@__Mlungu Exactly sbali. They love trying to be spicy ngento engekhoyo.

[Shohei Ohtani❤️ @Lonwabo_B]

Why is this such a hard concept to grasp? The gent is literally leaving it in your hands to decide whether you'll engage with him or not. Making your life easier, instead of pestering you ube ungamfuni wena. You can just delete the number and move on with your life.

[AM💁‍♀️👑 @_landam01]

As a man when you give me your number and ask me to text you, who do you think you are??

[Rance @son_of_uki]

a society that says a broke man doesn’t deserve a woman shouldn’t be upset when a rich man has options.

[Shohei Ohtani❤️ @Lonwabo_B]

It shouldn't just end with the sacking of Liam Rosenior. When are @ChelseaFC gonna hold their Sporting Directors accountable for their shockingly embarrassing failures in terms of recruitment at both player and manager?? How long should they continue turning us into a Brighton??