💢 Kyle B.

Kyle broflovski, Student at South Park. I fucking hate Cartman. Stan is SBFF, Don’t say otherwise. Local Jewish boy, Straight A student. Proclaimed smartass.

[💢 Kyle B. @LookItsKyle__]

Kyle Broflovski Quote Bot/Parody Account.

(img by Currrsy on tumblr)

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#southpark #SouthPark #sptwt #KyleBroflovski #QuoteTwt #quotebot #roleplayaccount

[💢 Kyle B. @LookItsKyle__]

I haven’t posted in a while. Ike’s sick, that’s why. I’ve been stressed and such.

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@DeathDating What about me? How would you bet I die? I doubt you’re right, though.

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Huh?? You’re.. Being serious?? What.

[chef @the_chef_dude]

Dam it the school isn’t buying more ingredients so there will be no food today

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@Tweekd0ut @GothicStance I have no idea, but I wish my mom would.. Be more concerned about it.

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I just watched my dad slam into a wall, and then bump into Randy and now I think they’re flirting.
@GothicStance Come get your fucking dad dude.

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@GothicStance You lost his… Nevermind actually.

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Why isn’t my mom surprised they’re talking like that???

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@the_chef_dude I need 10 slices of bread with potato chunks. My starches are low I think.

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@weezersloser Kyle, Stan, Kenny or Cartman? I’m curious.

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@deadaliveboi Kenny he’s been missing, completely off of social media and not texting anyone for a week. Even if I’m not his friend, he’s still a part of our group.

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@deadaliveboi AROUND WHERE.

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Still worried. It doesn’t mean anything, I’m just… He’s late by 4 days.

[💢 Kyle B. @LookItsKyle__]

Goodmorning, internet. I’m exhausted and have things to do, again.

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...I wonder if Eric's died or something? He's been entirely MIA for.. A while now.
Not worried or anything but, if you hear from him please DM me?

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@the_chef_dude Okay. We don't have Cartman so we'll need your help a lot more.

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Cartman’s coming back soon. Someone please save me. It’s in.. 4 days? Don’t ask why I was counting.

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I’m not sure. I’d ask Kenny. @deadaliveboi

[chef @the_chef_dude]

Hey kids is it true that the kardashians are coming to town this week?
Because I would love to meet them

[💢 Kyle B. @LookItsKyle__]

@the_chef_dude I didn’t need to hear about your love life. Thanks for lunch today.