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I'm not always the best at being not terrible.

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @Know_Bueno]

Kids today will never know that before the internet, we sat down on Sunday nights to watch Bob Saget host TikTok on television

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

I’ve been a Knicks fan for 14 long days, so tonight was very special for me personally

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

The World Cup hasn’t even started yet and we’re already planning New Jersey Dunkirk. The Europeans will never let us live this down.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There are these data centres that use minimal amounts of electricity and don't need millions of gallons of water to cool them. They're called libraries.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Every time I buy groceries I understand a little more about the French Revolution.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break

[Kathryn Watson @kathrynw5]

Adulthood is an unexpected $300-$1,000 expense every month until you die

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

“opposing our megamerger is antisemitic” is an instant hall of fame line lmao

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[PatchFox @PatchF0x]

My mayor is Muslim
My bagels are Jewish
My Christian is Dior
AND IT'S KNICKS IN FUCKING FOUR