Jen Loomis

Sweater vests and metal.

[Jen Loomis @LoomisJen]

@Mejwell Now you're on the trolley.

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@Mejwell Well, guess we have to play it all over again and save Zoe instead.

[Jen Loomis @LoomisJen]

@ImperialWonkus https://t.co/vEqnd1WJ4U

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@cowcaster Congrats on already accomplishing at least two of your New Year's resolutions! Crushing it in 2018.

[Jen Loomis @LoomisJen]

@Mejwell No no no nooooooo!!!!

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@Mejwell HI JIM IM JEN, HER NAME IS KELLY

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@Mejwell War of the chosen, or photo booth?

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@Mejwell I was so sure my Zarya ult would carry the day. I was younger then. More naive.

[Jen Loomis @LoomisJen]

@Mejwell Your only hope is to pour a pack of beer directly into your computer box.

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@Mejwell Do you stand corrected?

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@Mejwell Those pot stickers aren't made with real crab, are they?

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@Mejwell 🎶MUTANT TEENAGE TURTLE NINJAS 🎶

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@Mejwell That's a good looking Jill sandwich.

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@Mejwell Pics or it didn't happen.

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@Mejwell With these options, you are going to need to eat at least three lunches tomorrow. Buckle up.

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@Mejwell I win.... for some definition of "winning."

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@Mejwell Yes, we are all marching toward death.

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@Mejwell Yep. That's her handle. Also, she is devastated you did not accept her friend request. DEVASTATED.

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@Mejwell Breaking news, that was apparently Laura! (I also did not accept.)

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@cowcaster @ImperialWonkus @baladec_ @Roxyorz YES AND WE CAN'T LOOK AWAY EVERYTHING IS SLIGHTLY WRONG, THE ABYSS IS ALSO STARING BACK AT ME