> be me
> see battlefield 6 beta out, download it
> tuck kids in, load dishwasher, tell buddies I’m hopping on
> open steam, “please update steam”
> fuckin gabe
> update steam
> game update required, dammit
> download update, click play
> secure boot not enabled
> fuckin PRC
> go to reboot to get into bios and enable secure boot
> windows update
> mfw
> apply update, reboot, forget to hit F2
> reboot again, press F2. Nothing. Loads right into Windows.
> reboot, mash F2. Nothing.
> reboot, mash F1, F2, F11,F12, DEL. Nothing.
> reboot, see Bluetooth keyboard disconnects until PC boots into windows
> fuckin bill gates
> find wired keyboard in old box in garage
> finally make it into bios
> secure boot already enabled
> fuckin GRU
> reboot, login, open steam, click play game
> game loader loads
> update Nvidia firmware to play
> fuckin Jensen
> mfw
> open Nvidia app
> app needs to update
> update app, open app, update firmware
> 2gb update
> fuckin jensen again
> finish update, play game
> bedtime in a few mins
> mfw
if they released behind the scenes footage of my girl giving supernigga undirected smooches after the director yelled cut they would have to scoop me off of I-75
@SecRubio This is democracy. This decision is the result of a thorough & independent investigation to protect our Constitution & the rule of law. It is independent courts that will have the final say. We have learnt from our history that rightwing extremism needs to be stopped.