Driver

Sometimes I wonder if I’m driving or babysitting… 🍼🤣

[Driver @Loopydriver]

Just picked up a passenger who got court ordered therapy for kicking his neighbor’s dog. If this guy gives me 1 star saying ‘unsafe driving,’ my account could get shut down.

Absolute comedy feels like a joke!

@Uber @lyft

[Cemilî @muhbirimahfi]

@mucahitbilici Hoca çok sahici bir yazı kaleme almış (biraz uzun ama olur o kadar). İsmet Özel’i ne abartıyor ne de değersizleştiriyor, ciddiye alıyor, hakkını veriyor. (Mücahid Hocamın bu yönü çok kıymetli)

Ama burada, konuşulması gereken ve genelde konuşulmayan bir mesele var. İsmet Özel’e muhtemelen en büyük zararı, ona karşı çıkanlar değil de, onu ölçüsüzce savunanlar veriyor. Bu refleks, istemsizce onu hatasız, dokunulmaz, sürekli haklı, hatta hata yapma payı bile olmayan bir figüre dönüştürüyor.

Her sert sözü ‘hikmet’, her kırıcı tavırı ‘mertlik’ sayıldığında, risk alma/ yanılma ihtimali ortadan kalkıyor(!). Sayısız örneği olan bir vaka bu. Oysa yanılma ihtimali olmayan bir irade, slogandan başka ne üretebilir ki?

Onu eleştiriden muaf kıldıkları anda, istemeden de olsa kendi yankısına hapsediyorlar. Bana kalırsa ona sadakat, her durumda arkasında durmak değil de, yanlış yapabileceğini söyleyebilecek mesafeyi korumaktır.

Çünkü insandır.
Fikri-Ameli hatalar yapar.
Aksiyonu diri tutan da bu ihtimaldir.

[Cemilî @muhbirimahfi]

Övgüde ölçüsüzlük büyük sıkıntıdır, bu övgüyü kabul edersek mantıksal olarak şunu demiş oluruz mesela; ‘o halde islamcı camia’nın tüm günahları ona ait..’

[Cemilî @muhbirimahfi]

Sonra her yer karanlık..

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@UberEats @Uber @bestfriends Nothing like adopting a cat between surge fares. Uber’s now delivering emotional support and cat hair.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@Uber Only Uber could turn a 10-minute ride into a motivational seminar on excellence. Five stars? Bro’s running a hospitality empire on four wheels.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@WSJ GM spent years trying to crack India only to retreat. The “world’s biggest market” pitch always sounds good in boardrooms, until reality reminds U.S. companies that in India, business isn’t fast food, it’s a saga.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@PopBase After 47 years, Ben & Jerry’s co-founder quits says Unilever muzzled their activism. Imagine making ice cream too loud for corporate comfort.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@WSJ So the American Dream is alive and well just not for the people still trying to earn it.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@BBCNews @BBCWorld Nothing says “special relationship” like turning a 35-room London mansion into America’s weekend Airbnb.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@NBCNews So the grand plan is… keep the lights on until Nov. 21. Governing by expiration date has officially become the new normal.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@CAgovernor Cutting $10M from programs that help young men succeed isn’t “budget discipline.” It’s betting against your own future workforce.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@PopBase So TikTok is “banned,” but with an extension… again. At this point it’s less a ban, more a subscription trial that never ends.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

Tag the friend who ghosts your Venmo request… then spends $40 on cold fries from @DoorDash

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

tag the person who never pays back your Venmo requests

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@DoorDash Tag the friend who ghosts your Venmo request… then spends $40 on cold fries from DoorDash.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@Uber Because nothing screams “authentic Japan” like hailing a California app to ride past centuries of tradition.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@EricLDaugh Cracker Barrel scrapping the “modern” logo for the old one because nothing says progress like rewinding the sign out front.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@LangmanVince NFL’s new kickoff rule: ball moves, players don’t. Congrats, they’ve reinvented… not football.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@NEWSMAX A governor who balanced Illinois’s books in the ’90s is gone at 79. Imagine that financial stability in Illinois feels more like history than memory.

[Driver @Loopydriver]

@Machesin @lyft @May_Mobility So the “ride share” experience is really just a 20-minute waiting game where the driver wins by lying and you lose by being polite.:)

[Driver @Loopydriver]

“Surprisingly human” is a bold way to describe a car that can ghost you without even having a driver.

@lyft

[Lyft @lyft]

The future of rideshare is arriving in Atlanta, and it looks surprisingly human.

Today, Lyft and @May_Mobility rolled out their first autonomous vehicle pilot to the public, bringing cutting-edge AV technology to this major U.S. city.

Learn more here: https://t.co/fe4RPdVdTd