Lo-Pan’s Ghost

The only way that car is worth $500 bucks is if there’s a $300 hooker sitting in it.

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@TriumphTheBand @AprilWineBand Arizona please.

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@ChiBearsMuse I knew “Sexy Rexy” wasn’t for real.

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@GoldyHappens A top 100 pick that has failed miserably - especially considering the draft position and the players they passed on to take Benson….shocking!

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@WBJMItch Another top 100 pick gone wrong.

Was the talent evaluation the failure here…or did the coaching staff simply fail to develop him?

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@WBJMItch Well…I guess they won’t be getting a conditional 7th rounder for Benson.

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@WBJMItch Conner starting on PUP is disappointing.

With Bam and Kiner playing well, is there a chance they can deal Benson for a conditional 6th or 7th?

He seems like dead weight at this point.

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@ABQBearsGrl89 If you can’t definitively define a woman, good luck defining a man.

So let’s simplify sports: no men’s leagues, no women’s leagues. One league. Everyone competes for a roster spot.

May the most capable person win. Equality solved. Sport and politics bureaucracy can go home now.

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@JohnnyVenerable @PHNX_Cardinals “Edges? We don’t need no stinking Edges.”

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@GoldyHappens The farm system part is particularly depressing.

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@Bickley_Marotta Ketel’s a verb.

“Marte’d” = when a player does something bizarre, inexplicable, or finds a new way to make a weird situation even weirder.

CeeDee Lamb’s house got broken into this week, and someone online said they hoped he doesn’t “Marte” the Cowboys.

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@DonDavious @Dbackfan2447 I agree. He made his bed, now he has to lie in it.

I don’t think that’s necessarily about doing nothing on deadline day. It’s more about failing to set them up for success beforehand.

Also don’t love trading our top pitching prospect for a guy hitting .224 (only .241 v RHP).

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@Rootbeer4ever13 The ignorance inside your echo chamber is genuinely impressive. At this point, you’re not even hearing opposing opinions. You’re just taking turns congratulating each other for being wrong.

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@toeknee216 Let he/him/she/her/they/them play!!!!

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@AlexDelarge6553 Damn Yankees

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@BirdmanofAZ They could sell tickets to joint practices.

Beef them up with a little presentation and people would absolutely attend. You could even add structured scrimmages against the other team: more than a practice, less than a full preseason game.

Basically: preseason-lite.

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@YoungFocusBA I love the Love pick. Two years from now, there’s a real chance he’s the best player in that class, a top-5 RB and Pro Bowler. His contract may look like a bargain too.

I also love Ruben Ben Jr and those little T-Rex arms.

If they were able to trade back a few spots for Bain…

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@stobo_tim These humps wouldn’t last in Philly long enough to even finish their cheesesteak before being humbled.

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@LandonHall There was no slander.

But I guess when you live inside an echo chamber, any opinion that breaches the walls feels like a personal attack.

The victim mentality is strong with this one.

Do better.

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@tubingtyler1 The Cowboys are about to get Marte’d…