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[Lopa @Lopapatt]

@thevirdas My 13 year old Chaplin fan nephew wanted to take your picture back to 1921.

[Lopa @Lopapatt]

@kalyanrath @ayaskantsahu Just got the Kennedy center notification. Now we are talking.

[Lopa @Lopapatt]

@kalyanrath How do we get him to DC area ? @ayaskantsahu I can only think of you for that.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

67 million Americans don’t speak English at home. This includes my family because we don’t say a word to each other.

[Lopa @Lopapatt]

That was one rocking show @one_by_two. Hope to see you again here in Washington DC.

[Lopa @Lopapatt]

@one_by_two Let’s check that tonight. 😀

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

There are 12 major religion in the world. If you are willing to laugh at jokes about 11 of them and get offended when it's your turn...you're the problem, not jokes.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Right folks. It's 2018. Here are the social media choices we have:

Facebook: where your profile is stolen.
Twitter: where your profile is abused.
Insta: where your profile looks fake.
Snap chat: where your profile has bunny ears.

It's over.

[Lopa @Lopapatt]

@thevirdas You will have a hot crowd though @dcimprov. Welcome back.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

For every retweet of this tweet, Bell will donate 5 cents to mental health initiatives. Here’s my 5 cents. Where’s yours? #BellLetsTalk

[100sareepact @100sareepact]

Love the pasapali. Just a masterpiece in craft https://t.co/GXF83uMTVy

[Lopa @Lopapatt]

@100sareepact such a unique concept. Made me ask my mom about this almost 30 year old pasapali meaning chessboard pattern saree from odisha. #iwearhandloom @TedTalksIndia @iamsrk

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: Are you going to be on Twitter this weekend?

Me: Everyone will be.

Wife: Won't they be with their families?

Me: That's why they'll be on Twitter.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Did you hear girls can join Cub Scouts now?

7-year-old: They should be the ones who want to join us.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy birthday, @Macklemore. I love you so much, I named my fish after you. I call him Mackerelmore.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: What do you want to do for dinner?

Me: Authentic Irish cuisine.

Wife: Corned beef and cabbage?

Me: Guinness and Lucky Charms.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Why do I wish for more hours in the day when I spend so much of the time I DO have pinning "healthy recipes" I KNOWWW I'm never gonna try?

[saurabh shukla @saurabhshukla_s]

Thank you so much @Lopapatt 🙏🙏🙏 https://t.co/lhwBPrfgbd

[Lopa @Lopapatt]

@saurabhshukla_s just saw jolly llb back to back. You are one our finest sir. What a pleasure. 🙏

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Don't be the parent who sells your daughter's Girl Scout cookies for her. Tell that lazy dickhead to get off her ass and do it herself. #USA