Lord Daya Chola

[Lord Daya Chola @Lord_Daya]

@GNev2 happy birthday!

[Lord Daya Chola @Lord_Daya]

@GarethCliff when are you back on air? #yourshowrocks

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Salad cream is to mayo what cricket is to baseball - for the more sophisticated intellectual palate.

[Lord Daya Chola @Lord_Daya]

@wilw makes the whole game a farce!

[Lord Daya Chola @Lord_Daya]

@ArcticMonkeys will you guys be touring South Africa in 2014?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The word "fuck" can be used as an adverb, verb, adjective, command, and noun - Logically, it can be used almost anywhere in a sentence.

[Indian Problems @IndianProbz]

The best part about having a complicated name is that teachers are less likely to call on you

[The Sharks @SharksRugby]

Good luck to the #Bokke this afternoon as the play the All Blacks at Ellis Park. #LiveToSupport

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Metropolitan Police warns fans that use of 'Y' word in Tottenham's game against West Ham on Sunday may be arrested #SSN

[Lord Daya Chola @Lord_Daya]

@SkySportsCL@PaulodeCanha1 rubbish!

[Will Carling @willcarling]

Oh dear dear dear Neymar ! Talk about a pathetic over reaction. Where is your dignity man!

[Lord Daya Chola @Lord_Daya]

@willcarling do you think english rugby should change frm a club system to a regional\provincial\county system like the southern hemisphere?

[Lord Daya Chola @Lord_Daya]

@MichaelVaughan I think its a great idea Michael. The Owls an United avg 30,000 a season! 60,000 stadium will be awesome in Sheffield

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

It's 'you're' > RT @richthefreeman @piersmorgan stop saying "BOOM" you twat your not 16!

[Lord Daya Chola @Lord_Daya]

@cathcoet

[Michael Owen @themichaelowen]

Never ceases to amaze me how many utter knobs live in this world of ours. Do you think they actually realise that they are knobs?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Well done, Arsene Wenger. Thank goodness I stood by you when so many fickle fans were demanding your head on a plate. #Afc #TopOfTheLeague

[Big Ben @big_ben_clock]

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